Batman versus You

Originally posted by jplatinum
Kharmadog,
You think you're a big shot cause you're some big slow dude.
I'd move arround you a hit you like 20 times before you could touch me once.
Oh. and I'd only need 2 or 3 punches to k.o. you.

You think I made a fool of myself?

Why? cause I stated some scientific facts, some truths, and some of the approaches that I'd take to fighting Batman. I make sense.
I know what I'm talkin' about. Any body here, even the guys that disagree with me beating Batman will tell you that The "REAL WORLD" scientific facts that I stated make sense.

You made a fool of yourself the second you posted that reply and the second you attempted to play me.
Go read a book.

Man I hit a nerve eh? I did not threaten you physically, yet you come at me so? Interesting. I have nothing to prove to you junior. I fought my fights in the ring. You wish to be victorious over comicbook heroes. I also have to laugh at how you quickly judge an opponent you know nothing about.

You are a joke kid, and don't PM me with the same messages you put on the threads, that's being redundant, you have exhibited a frightening ability to be out of touch with reality, don't become redundant too.

You know what?
1) I'm not out of touch with reality.
2)I'm not a Junior.
3) I'm sick of beefing with you.
I'll give you some credit, You don't back down.
I like that, Thats kinda like me.
4) You match wits with me.

How about we call a truce, man.
We both are too argumentive to ever stop this confrontation-of-words, so I propose we both just Squash the beef now.
Truce?

I can beat Batman.

I'm the True Fistofthe North STAR!

I'm faster than him and one hit to the face from me and KaBLOOOM!

It'll be Kennedy style, with batsy's memory out and sprayed all over the place.

Originally posted by jplatinum
Why? cause I stated some scientific facts, some truths, and some of the approaches that I'd take to fighting Batman. I make sense.
I know what I'm talkin' about. Any body here, even the guys that disagree with me beating Batman will tell you that The "REAL WORLD" scientific facts that I stated make sense.

I never calculated the speed of a comicbook character,
What are you talking about.
Read all my posts again.

You said multiple times that you're faster than Batman and have scientific proof that you can beat him.

Originally posted by jplatinum
Am faster than batman.
Or just as fast, if not faster.

So that means you're guessing or assuming when you say that I'm not as fast as him or faster.
And his bio is greatly flawed cause their are stronger people, there are faster people, there are people who would crush him if he were real.

No, I'm saying if he's survived as much as he has then we know he's physically better than any person in real life. And technically better.

No tuna, thats the writing that makes him always win nomatter what.
If he was in real life and had all his abilities, but didn't have the writers, he'd get beat down by plenty of real life people.
He'd be a joke in comparison to guys like paul anderson, bruce lee, jet lee, steven segal,beny the jet, ali in his prime, bernard hopkins, lennox lewis, ting(from ong bak), Ken shamrock, rickson gracie, and plenty of other real life people.
Fanboys can't except when their beloved "god like hero" can get his behind whooped royally by someone else.

Originally posted by leonheartmm
answer: no they are just as normal as any human, which means that if u punch him inthe gnads, he falls unconcious, its that simple, batman is not the invincible dark knight that hes supposed to be.

Oh my gosh. It's brilliant! I can't believe no one's thought of it before! It's so simple! Kick him in his balls (which he obviously won't even THINK of blocking) and he'll pass out! Quick, someone tell Superman.

of course he would lose without writers...otherwise he would, like, not exist.

I'm talking about if he were real. He would exist, he would still be peakhuman, and know 127 martial-arts, but he would still get whooped by someone.

when someone is peak human in all respects and knows every martial art known to man, as well as mastered quite a few...

i don't see how someone in real life could have ANY advantage over the bats...

Originally posted by jplatinum
No tuna, thats the writing that makes him always win nomatter what.
If he was in real life and had all his abilities, but didn't have the writers, he'd get beat down by plenty of real life people.
He'd be a joke in comparison to guys like paul anderson, bruce lee, jet lee, steven segal, ting(from ong bak), Ken shamrock, rickson gracie, and plenty of other real life people.
Fanboys can't except when their beloved "god like hero" can get his behind whooped royally by someone else.

1.) Why do you just assume that we're all huge Batman fanboys?
2.) Again, you're just stating real-life people that you think could take him, but you don't even put yourself on the list. Maybe Bruce Lee can, but are we supposed to assume that that means you can?
3.) I'm pretty sure you're the only one that's used the term "God-like" in this thread. Maybe one or two people said it, but the majority never have. Most are simply saying that even in "real life" he's a good match for all but the very best fighters.

Originally posted by jplatinum
No tuna, thats the writing that makes him always win nomatter what.

The Batman is above real world peak human. He is comic peak human and he is one of the top martial artists in the comic DC world full of above real world peak human and straight enhanced people. Without writers he's STILL above real world peak humans and he's STILL better trained. He would likely be unmatched in the real world.

And for the record, I hate Batman. His fans boast that he's a great character because he's human but still a great hero but he's not. Even in the comic world, he's super-human to of achieved what he has.

But I'm not going to vote against him because I don't like him.

all it would take is one good sucker punch and he's down for the count

Originally posted by jplatinum
I learned from people with more experience than me to exploit an opponents weakness. My judo/ boxing teacher Danny taught me this.
He also taught me to never waste time throwing kickes unless I was sure I could connect.
I learned this the hard way when I fought with this guy an I kept kicking at him and couldn't hit him. He was fastest i had ever seen or fought against. He hit me in the neck with his fingers and jumped back and sarted bouncing around like ALi. Then I felt my neck start burning and my eyes started watering.My neck didn't feel right for days after that. That taught me to not throw kicks around so blatantly.

Chances are Batman is faster then this person. After all Batman can dodge bullet and manages to fight multiple opponents coming from different angles.

Originally posted by jplatinum

Anyway, I'd probably, Watch how Batman stands, study his feet,

This would be a decent approach to about any fight however. We are dealing with Batman. His mastery of the martial arts has left him with very little in the way of specific style or stance. Ecspecialy because he will no doubt notice you studying it and their for change it at random

Originally posted by jplatinum

then I'd rush in at him and throw a few decoy punches to draw him in. I'd immediatley jump back and see if he would come in and try to do something. If he did, I'd spinning back sweep him, using centrifical force of my spin(Cadre taught me that) to gain more speed and force.
This would sent him up off his feet and down on the ground(even batman has to comply with physics and the laws of gravity).
Once he is on the ground I'd move it quick and kick him or grab his leg and submission lock him til he gives up.

Of course you would. If A) You were fast enough and B) Batman did exactly what you expect him to. Here's some thing i've learned opponents are not often very cooperative about setting themselves up for attack or doing as you want them to. As to your super spinning kung-fu back kick or what have you. What is to say Batman will not bloke it, or maybe he'll dodge, heck he might just back flip out of the way spring off a nearby wall and torpedo into you ala Jackie Chan in "Drunken Master" or maybe he'll drop back on one arm and cartwheel up ala Wesley Snipes in "Blade". The possibilities are endless when you are the master of 127 different martial arts even more so when you are a comic character.

Originally posted by jplatinum

If he broke my submission lock(highly unlike, but then again this is batman) I'd try to go toe to toe with him using my superior speed.
Speed can quickly determine the outcome of a confrontation.

Imagineing it got to this point. How in the bloody hell do you figure you are faster then Batman. Unless you ruitinely go bullet dodgeing speed. I don't think so.

Originally posted by jplatinum

If he disabled my speed then I'd uses my strength and power on him combined with my skill. He knows all types of martial-art, but he can still be outmatched or outskilled.Plus, I can take alot of damage before I give up. so i'd fight him til I won or I got k'o'ed.

I seriously doubt you have more strength. Can you bench 800+lbs? Yes I realise that is pure lifting strenght, but Batman has kicked over trees and shattered metal with his hands. Unless you have that kind of strength or close you aren't going to be able to come close to matching him. Unless skill wise you are one of the top masters of the world you again will not be able to match him. As to your damage absorption. Don't forgot that Batman ruitinely takes a beating from people with super human level strength and even ignoreing that he is a professional grade boxer. With all the staying power that entails.

Essentially he out classes you in every facet of fighting. We are dealing with a man that has Tyson/Forman level hitting power and Bruce Lee level speed, the in fight phsycological skills of Ali, as much or staying power then any of them and their combined skills and then some. And some 20+ years of brutal combat experience.

P.S I don't doubt you may be a great fighter with some of the skills you claim. However it seems you ego has gotten the better of you, which for a fighter can be dangerous indeed. Confidence in ones abilities is good. Over confidence will get you beat faster then just about anything else.

Confidence in ones abilities is good. Over confidence will get you beat faster then just about anything else.

except for a sucker punch to the throat that will take you down instantly

The original Starman kicked a chair into the throat of a thug. He immediately gained my respect.

Hey I never said Batman couldn't beat me.
I said if I went all out to the fullest extent of my abilities(which are great)
I'd hurt him and I could beat him.
That is pretty much what I said.
Even "if" I lose I'd give him a good lond fight, Trust me, "if" he beat me, it would not be easy.
I'm not some common street thug or some common hand ninja.
Those guys are jokes compared to me.No my ego doesn't get the better of me.
I guess when Bruce Lee or any body like Jackie chan, mike Reeves, etc started training and pushing themselves to do the incredible feats that they routinely perform, I guess their egos were getting the better of them too, huh?
If they took the advice of every doubter that came along, they wouldn't be on the incredible level they are on.

Like I said, Batman can beat me, But I stand a good chance of beating him, with my current level of fighting.
Hey, listen or criticise, It doesn't really matter.

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