Batman versus You

Started by jplatinum30 pages

How about this,Crawler.
I like the fact that you don't back down.
You match wit and argument with me time and time again.
How about we call a truce, man.
Beefin' is getting us no where.

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Ok to make it more simple jplatinum, Batman can jump from building to building you go get your camera and do that. If you can do that and not tire yourself or fall out of the building then I gotta say you're tough. And don't compare Batman into some rich guy who sit's around and just eat or rest the whole day, he has to take care of his company and deals with many people by day and by night he goes out and save people.

Originally posted by jplatinum
How about this,Crawler.
I like the fact that you don't back down.
You match wit and argument with me time and time again.
How about we call a truce, man.
Beefin' is getting us no where.

😎

Sure, that is fine with me. 😉

Thank you jplatinum for absolutely entertaining me this morning. This has been, literally, one of the funniest threads I have ever read.

My confusion lies in this response by leonheartmm:

"bruce (lee) could punch full out 8 times a second, secondly he could punch something 3 metres away in less than 500th of a second."

So, Bruce can punch something 3 meters away faster than he can punch something, point blank, once?

To spell it out for you:
Punching 8 times/second = 1 punch every .125 seconds.
Punching from 3 meters away in 500th of a second = 1 punch in .002 seconds.

The hell? Where's real world logic now?

Hey Bird,
Don't look at me. Everything I said had logic,science, and made since, even if some people choose to dispute whether or not I could take Batman. I still made since. I can't be accountable for what some other people post.
He did make since with the first part:
"bruce (lee) could punch full out 8 times a second"

Bruce Lee could punch very very very fast.
His speed was legendary, but the second part got me confused too.
Anyway, I'm glad that the thread got so many responses, no matter what they are. It shows that people are interested in the topic. I hope it gets many more posts.

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lets slear up the confusion, bruce cud punch something 3 metres away in 500th of a second, IN A SINGLE PUNCH, not a combo, its like concentratin and givin an extra powerful punch instead of goin straight out and givin several light punches, he CUD punch 8 times a second but not with the same speed that he would have in a single really really fast punch, because multiple pundhes cause loss of momentum and cause fatigue, get it now?

Originally posted by jplatinum
How come peakhuman, the greatest a human can do, is 800 pounds at max(in comic standards). Yet, there are powerlifters who bench press 900-1000 pounds on regular. Several have benched over 1000 pounds. So as you can see human beings can do more.
Are you saying one of those muscle bloated brutes could take Batman? I'm pretty sure they can't even put on regular pants their giant arms hindering their movement. Benching 800 is very good if you consider folks like bats, cap, wolverine, panther, etc are also extremely fast and agile at the same time.

If they were walking piles of muscle like the real life people who bench that much, they wouldn't really be peak human would they? They'd just be very strong but slow and clumsy in combat.

Originally posted by jplatinum
Its called self-confidence. Plus, I know what I can do.
Do you think that Batman can knock out some of the pfc fighters with one punch?No.
His bio was written to be the best? How come peakhuman, the greatest a human can do, is 800 pounds at max(in comic standards). Yet, there are powerlifters who bench press 900-1000 pounds on regular. Several have benched over 1000 pounds. So as you can see human beings can do more. Your Batman bio is greatly flawed. There are people who are stronger than Batman, punch harder than him, are way faster than him, and can beat him, and can take way more punishment than him.
If you want to buy into the whole Batman is the perfect specimen thing, then explain that to me.
There are humans that can do things better than him, this means that he isn't the best.
Check your stats again, You'll see that the great BRuce Wayne isn't the god you think he is.

But j, this thread isn't Batman vs. the best humans Earth has to offer, it's Batman vs. YOU. No offense dude, but I highly doubt you're on par with any of the body builders or martial artists you've mentioned in this thread. If you were, I'd imagine at least one person in this forum would have heard of you before.

"Your Batman bio is greatly flawed. There are people who are stronger than Batman, punch harder than him, are way faster than him, and can beat him, and can take way more punishment than him."

But is there 1 person who does all of that at the same time? Not even close. 7/10 to you? Batman stronger than you, Batman smarter than you, Batman faster than you, Batman more skilled than you, Batman more agile than you, Batman sneakier than you, Batman got better willpower than you, (breathes), Batman smash you. (sweet over-long Hulk allusion, eh?)

Anyhoo, Batman written correctly has proven himself to be far beyond any single person this world has to offer yet... Shiva calls him a rival, man. Shiva. She's beyond just beatin up people, she finds the way that she decides looks the best too. And she considers him to be in her league...

And to leonheartmm, 3 meters is a good distance... It would take at least a step or 2... No way even Bruce Lee can go from standing to taking 2 steps and punching a thing in 1/500th of a second... And in terms of spirit, Batman saw his parents killed and lives to avenge them, the hatred for evildoers and the like burning strong as ever. If that's not enough drive, I dunno what is, really...

Dizzle, you must be canadian.

Nigel45, The only reason you haven't heard of me is that I don't compete in the association tournaments.
I used to compete in street tournament for money.
Some poeple I used to spar with and some I used to fight with for the thrill of fighting, Yeah, I used to fight for money too.
I can't get ranked cause I don't compete in association sanctioned tournaments. I thought about boxing a few times, but I am so busy with college these days most of my time is spent between work and college. Thats why you haven't heard of me, but I am as good as I say.

Gotta go.

"Where's my sammich?"

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To beat Batman i would dress like Robin and pretend to be dead
when Batman starts buggin out i'd shank him

How do you find time to work out if you're so busy with work and college?

I work part-time dude.
I'm not some old dude.
I go to college and work- part-time,duh.
I'm in my twenties.

I've read this and the jplatinum vs. Ken shamrock thread, and I have to say that, dude, you are really embarrassing yourself.

It's as funny as hell, no kidding, I'm just about crying cause I am laughing so hard, but I seriously think you need to get in touch with reality.

Perhaps taking part in an MMA event or two might give you more perspective of your potential or lack thereof.

question: are batman's balls made of steel?

Kharmadog,
You think you're a big shot cause you're some big slow dude.
I'd move arround you a hit you like 20 times before you could touch me once.
Oh. and I'd only need 2 or 3 punches to k.o. you.

You think I made a fool of myself?

Why? cause I stated some scientific facts, some truths, and some of the approaches that I'd take to fighting Batman. I make sense.
I know what I'm talkin' about. Any body here, even the guys that disagree with me beating Batman will tell you that The "REAL WORLD" scientific facts that I stated make sense.

You made a fool of yourself the second you posted that reply and the second you attempted to play me.
Go read a book.

answer: no they are just as normal as any human, which means that if u punch him inthe gnads, he falls unconcious, its that simple, batman is not the invincible dark knight that hes supposed to be.

Leonheartmm,
You're one of the smarter KMC'ers.
You, like me, make sense when you talk.
Batman is not invincible and can be kicked in his nuts and hurt.
He can be knocked out, he can be beaten by some "real world" people.
You and Kevil are a few of the smarter people to post in this thread, man.
Some of these clowns get mad when I state scientific facts and when I tell them what I have done. They immediately, ride Batman's jock and tell me that I can't do what say I can when I give them the same scientific evidence that is free for them to research and find.
I state to them that the human body,if conditioned is capable and has been proven to throw 100 m.p.h.+ punches, they dispute it.
I state to them how fast I can throw a punch. They dispute it.
I state to them that if batman is the greatest and strongest, etc.
How come there are "Real world" people who can press up to 1000 pounds. I guess the guys who can do this don't count as human cause they must be aliens>sarcasm.

Man, some of these dudes got their fanboy thinking caps on so hard they can't except anything esle, even when science has proven it.
I guess science is wrong.>sarcasm.

or i guess that they just cant come to terms with the fact that in the real world, with his human limitations, batman wouldnt be able to do most of the overhyped comic book shit that he does in the comics{cause if he didnt, then no1 wud wanna read em}, to me bats is just a human with human abilities{actually, even lookling at his bio, he can lift 750lbs, n thats sumthin that many humans can do, hes not the hieght of physical perfection, he only has skill, n skill can take u jut so far, plus there isnt really anything called HUMAN PEAK, someone makes a record one day, another guy breaks it the other day, there are normal divers who survive pressures so high that their lungs crush completely and the only thig that stops their death is the fact that the plasma intheir blood can not be compressed anymore as its a liquid, something like this would have been laughed upon even by scientists just 16 years ago, but people have passed physical boundries again n again} {oh n yea i saw this guy on national geographic who cud pull an entire truck obly by the pierced skin of his throat!!!!! now why do i think that the most perfect human being{batman} sudnt do that? i mean hes supposed to have no room for huma inrovement right, n that sudinclude his skin too.

Thanks
leonheartmm,

You get what I'm trying say.
Some of these guys obviously don't know jack about the real world or about cold hard scientific facts that have been proven.
Thanks, dude.