Things to say to women to make them melt like butter.

Say this to the woman you love and she'll melt in your arms:

"I'm sorry, I missed what you said. Your beauty distracted me."

Then, after she kisses you, say:

"Oh, and the touch of your skin is legend, by the way." 😉

Yea also stuff to say so not to get slaped."I am sorry I was not paying attention to you I saw this hot girl over there and between the two of you well I would reather be with her then you!"jm

Yeah, way to go Romeo.

Tell the woman you love that you didn't hear her because you were looking at her 'beauty'.

A sure fire way to melt their heart if ever I saw it 😉.

-AC

That's alot of work for a slap JM. Just ignore them or stare at their chest, if you want a slap. 😂

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah, way to go Romeo.

Tell the woman you love that you didn't hear her because you were looking at her 'beauty'.

A sure fire way to melt their heart if ever I saw it 😉.

-AC

It's a lie TTH, if you EVER don't hear everything a woman says she'll get pissed. 😛 Lucky for me I enjoy talking to my female-friends. 😱 😄

Originally posted by JToTheP
That's alot of work for a slap JM. Just ignore them or stare at their chest, if you want a slap. 😂

That is true!jm 😆

Aah going the poetic way this evening!

How's this: A sunrise seems like a mere candle in your presence...

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Yeah, way to go Romeo.

Tell the woman you love that you didn't hear her because you were looking at her 'beauty'.

A sure fire way to melt their heart if ever I saw it 😉.

-AC

Oh, um, go away? 😱

Folks, folks, folks. It's all in the delivery of how you say it. 😉

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh, um, go away? 😱

TTH, don't make take both of your weapons away....again... 😈

Originally posted by JToTheP
TTH, don't make take both of your weapons away....again... 😈

Dude, don't hate on me just because I have a sweet ass. 🙂

I find that women react best if you just give them a really really
really nice sweet smile.

Makes 'em think that you're seeing their "inner beauty" and all
that...stuff.

But what do I know.

No, women love it when you say, "I was spying on you last night and I think you should leave a bit more early for work since you are late all the time." 🙂

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Dude, don't hate on me just because I have a sweet ass. 🙂

Hey TTH....that's a pretty sweet jacket your wearing. 😛

" Yo ***** get that fat ass ova here before I go limp"

Originally posted by SlipknoT
" Yo ***** get that fat ass ova here before I go limp"

Are you trying to get Paris Hilton's attention?

Originally posted by JToTheP
Hey TTH....that's a pretty sweet jacket your wearing. 😛

Thanks, beh beh! 😉 😄

Hmm, you go limp very fast, or you like really big and slow women

"Hey girl I just got blinded by your stunning good looks"

...To be truthful it doesn't work 🙁

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, women love it when you say, "I was spying on you last night and I think you should leave a bit more early for work since you are late all the time." 🙂

Absolutely.

It drives women insane when I coincidentally happen to know their favourite brand of cereal.

Have to pry them off with a crowbar.

-AC