Things to say to women to make them melt like butter.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Thanks, beh beh! 😉 😄

HE'S A COOOOOPPPPP

Naturally, aim at her personality. Confronting her with your opinion of her looks and your (hard to disguise) intentions with those will get you nowhere unless you got a real **** at hand. And that's not what you want in the end.

Hey, Sl*t is a censored word in here too!

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Absolutely.

It drives women insane when I coincidentally happen to know their favourite brand of cereal.

Have to pry them off with a crowbar.

-AC

Now we are on the same page. 😄

Originally posted by moises
"Hey girl I just got blinded by your stunning good looks"

...To be truthful it doesn't work 🙁

Girls pretty much don't care what you say to them as long as you have a sweet ass like me. 🙂

Well, the ass can be overruled by yesterdays diner...

My poo smells like flowers. Chicks love that. 😐

hey guys just to let you know most girls i know will laugh if a guy comes out with lines like that.... but the tired hiker is right we don't mind as long as you got a nice ass.

Originally posted by starcali
hey guys just to let you know most girls i know will laugh if a guy comes out with lines like that.... but the tired hiker is right we don't mind as long as you got a nice ass.

See! I told you. 😄 Hiker rulz. 😉

You ain't one of them veganist tree-huggers, no are you? Or do you inject rose-water down the backdoor on a daily basis...

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Now we are on the same page. 😄

Damn right.

I approached a fine young female the other afternoon, span around, leant on a nearby wall for coolness effect then said:

"Hmmmm.....Frosted Flakes.....right?" *Seductive look*

The next morning I woke up and she was raiding the kitchen for cereal. So I'm assuming I hit it.

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Damn right.

I approached a fine young female the other afternoon, span around, leant on a nearby wall for coolness effect then said:

"Hmmmm.....Frosted Flakes.....right?" *Seductive look*

The next morning I woke up and she was raiding the kitchen for cereal. So I'm assuming I hit it.

-AC

Aaaw, that IS some funny shit!

Originally posted by Pandemoniac
You ain't one of them veganist tree-huggers, no are you? Or do you inject rose-water down the backdoor on a daily basis...

Are your maladjusted anti social tendencies a berserk product of your pituitary gland? 😕

ayo shawty..Bac that thang up

Originally posted by Ketchuptome
ayo shawty..Bac that thang up

Could you please translate that? 😮

come over here

Um, why? 😮 Are you going to violate me?

😑................. 😄 I meant the girl

I need some corny pickup lines I can test on random girls, anyone got some good one-liners?