Things to say to women to make them melt like butter.

"How much for a BJ?"

Well... you see, I do not really want to get slapped. Maybe a line that will get me an evil look... Not quite something THAT bad

No, seriously, girls love being mistaken for prostitutes.

"Things to say to women to make them melt like butter."

Here, take a bath in this lava. 😐

Okay, I'll give it a shot!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Say this to the woman you love and she'll melt in your arms:

"I'm sorry, I missed what you said. Your beauty distracted me."

Then, after she kisses you, say:

"Oh, and the touch of your skin is legend, by the way." 😉

Urgh! Kiss-ass!

We're not that stupid.

"I know of a great hotel down the street..."

You boys are so filthy! 😆

And I like it naughty

"Ron Jeremy is afraid of my wang."

Ah, too far 😬

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Urgh! Kiss-ass!

We're not that stupid.

Oh definitely.

"If I ask you really nicely will you melt like butter for me? How about if I made some popcorn in which to put you?"

or

"SURPRISE!! It's not a pool!! It's a volcano!! HAHAHAHA!!" *push*

Pushing them into a volcano wouldn't make them melt, it would burn them to a crisp 😛

😛 you have a point there lil' lady.

"SURPRISE!! It's Plutonium! Get it?"

"If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have a nickel."

A nickel? And you live in NZ? 😛

Indeedy. I know what a nickel is, it's five cents.

and soon we wont even have those!

Hmph... why bother calling it a nickel... it's just 5 cents...

and soon we wont even have those!

I know!! and what the hell is with making the 10 cent that funny orangey colour! And why the hell are they shrinking the 50 cent? I like the 50 cent.

Hmph... why bother calling it a nickel... it's just 5 cents...

LMAO, i know!