Things to say to women to make them melt like butter.

Originally posted by Klogz
I know!! and what the hell is with making the 10 cent that funny orangey colour! And why the hell are they shrinking the 50 cent? I like the 50 cent.

who can explain anything the government does?

Maybe it would be better if Helen did fall outta that plane 💃

I'm kidding of course

I still say they melt if you ask real nicely.

What do you say to the officer, though? "Sorry officer, she just melted!!!"

Originally posted by BullitNutz
"Ron Jeremy is afraid of my wang."

Ummm.... aren't you affraid of any guys' wang?

Originally posted by Imaginary
Hmph... why bother calling it a nickel... it's just 5 cents...

Think about it. Why is a quarter not just called "25 cents". If I told somebody that they need to repay me 25 cents, I will be pissed off if I get 25 goddamn pennies. THis way we can verify what incremints we want our money in.

well ive seen loads of corny pick up lines but us girls arent that dumb but ill let ya have em anyway. u probably tried and tested them lol.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or shall i walk past again"

"Did you hurt yourself when you fell down from heaven"

"Get your jacket you've pulled"

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"I have candy!! Just hop in the car, I'll drive you home, your mommy said for me to pick you up!"