Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Might not be a very well known expression I guess. But if one sheds 'crocodile-tears' that person is faking pity concerning a tragic event that afflicts others.
Haven't given the answer to the 'crocodile-tears Q' yet, so here it goes.
As meant in the verb, crying crocodile-tears means faking pity (not giving a rat's ass about the tragedy at hand, but pretending to do so).
This comes from the fact that a crocodile's jaw muscles squeeze down on it's tear glands, making it shed tears as it bites down on a prey. Rather ironic, I must say.
Originally posted by Storm
No.Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.
I agree.. I think it is impossible.. cow's are known to sleep laying down for starters. They can weigh anything up to about 2,000 lbs.. they also are in herds and for the protection of the herd from predators not all the cows sleep at the same time.. this would mean that a person would have to be incredably stealthy to sneek up on a cow and not alert the rest of the herd.. Cows also have much better eye sight, hearing and sence of smell than humans.. they also only sleep for a short time and are very light sleepers again for protection from perdators.
Even if it was was a lone cow, it wouldn't be possible. Cows are indeed just too damn heavy. You would just piss it off!
And beside the better senses, cows can also run faster then humans. I've been chased by a angry cow once and I made it over a fence in the nick of time. One hell of an adrenaline-rush that was!
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Even if it was was a lone cow, it wouldn't be possible. Cows are indeed just too damn heavy. You would just piss it off!
And beside the better senses, cows can also run faster then humans. I've been chased by a angry cow once and I made it over a fence in the nick of time. One hell of an adrenaline-rush that was!
.... OK next question..
WHY THE HELL where you being chased by a cow ?
Originally posted by Pandemoniac
Horses are even worse! We participated in a police exercise some time ago, in which we acted as rioters and the cops had to put a stop to it.
They used horses on us as well, they can be very intimidating indeed.
One of us got slammed by a horse's hip and was literary launched!
I know 😂
He only out ran it because he kept swerving his run in and out.
That sounds intense ✅