Bad break up lines

Started by Englishpin@pple4 pages

Bad break up lines

got any? 馃拑

"I love you but I'm not IN love with you"
OR!
"It's not you...it's me."

lol or ur 2 much of a friend

I wonder what the ratio is for that last one.

As far as how many times it's been said and how many times it's been true.

-AC

Its not you, its me.

I need some space.

Im not ready for relationship.

I don't think we will work out - we're just way too different people.

I have tons of University work to do.

Go away.

"I don't deserve you..."

"I need a break.."

I like your dad....... (That damn frickin whore)

Hahahahaha. That one is funny but it shouldn't be.

"I don't deserve you..." "You do..." "Nah I don't." "No seriously it's fine." "JUST F*CK OFF!!!"

-AC

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Hahahahaha. That one is funny but it shouldn't be.

"I don't deserve you..." "You do..." "Nah I don't." "No seriously it's fine." "JUST F*CK OFF!!!"

-AC

馃槀

I can't stand your ulgyness.

I only used you for sex.

I charished our time but... I'm more attracted to your sister.

*you just never call her again*

If anybody asks say, "No, she's not my girlfriend."

I'm gay now.

You're insane, make like michael jackson and beat it

"I'm a cross dresser.."

"Lend me 100 bucks and your car."

"I'm in love with your mom."

"My Kajungle is not lovin it in your jungle...Either trim the rim or loose the boost. Peace."

lol !!

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
got any? 馃拑

"why do you keep running away from me?"

"why do you keep avoiding me"

"Hi 'Gemma'" "Whoes Gemma?" "you know im joking...Charlotte"
"whoes Charlotte?"

{note* name is not Gemma or Charlotte}

"Your Hair Clashes with my shirt"

Originally posted by Uneeklyconfused
{note* name is not Gemma or Charlotte}

Thank you so much for that...

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Thank you so much for that...

your welcome 馃槃

Im braking up with you, because you do not understand sacrasm, idiot!

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Im braking up with you, because you do not understand sacrasm, idiot!

SNAP to that! Defintely grounds for seperation...

Originally posted by Miss_Faye
"I love you but I'm not IN love with you"
OR!
"It's not you...it's me."
"its not you........its me" no, no! its:
"its not me, its you, i mean, aw dammit, try again: its not yee, its moo. Fukk it. i'm breaking up with you. shove off"