Bad break up lines

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
lol or ur 2 much of a friend

hey! my exboyfriend said that to me.... 😆 <3 Kelly

i didnt know it was you sister !!!!
hahahahahhahahahahha

this one should work nicely.

what did the five fingers say to the face? SLAP! (laugh maniacally) i'm rick james b!tch!!!

Originally posted by MissPinkness
"its not you........its me" no, no! its:
"its not me, its you, i mean, aw dammit, try again: its not yee, its moo. Fukk it. i'm breaking up with you. shove off"

Look everyone, it's Darth Maul.

By Maul I mean tear. By tear I mean rip. By rip I mean rip off.

-AC

"Patrick, this is Andrew.
Andrew, that'S it!"

I DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD A TWIN .. ALRIGHT GIGADY GIGADY
FAMILY GUY LAUGH YOU KNOW QUAGMIER --------^

"We can still be friends right...?"
Me : "F*** Off!"

it's not you... well lets be totaly honset ... it is you

Originally posted by Moonunit
"We can still be friends right...?"
Me : "F*** Off!"

hey that also happened when my ex dumped me

youre a girl, im a boy, were just too different

"welcolme to dumpsville, population you!" - i love the simpsons.
"its not me, its you"
how many mes does it take to break up with you. just one. your dumped"
"wow, you wouldn't think heroin would be so expencive would you. can i borrow $50?"

so long and thanks for all the fish

I'm sorry, I just need more cowbell.

I hate you 😐

Originally posted by Miss_Faye
"I love you but I'm not IN love with you"
OR!
"It's not you...it's me."

lol ahh! i've used both!

The one i got in a text message a day ago

"I like you but i'm not ready for a relationship"

I met this really hot girl and...we have to break up.

::headbutts in breasts :: it's over

No awkward goodbyes, no "still friends" bullshit. Just a couple of bruised titties and a failed relationship. I rule.

Originally posted by MissPinkness
"its not you........its me" no, no! its:
"its not me, its you, i mean, aw dammit, try again: its not yee, its moo. Fukk it. i'm breaking up with you. shove off"

😂

i dont wanna date you... but i wouldnt mind feeling you up

(yah my friend said that to me once)