Bad break up lines

Started by ApolloX4 pages

why is it always the guys who are expected to say the bad break up lines?

I'll use one of those in conjunction with:

"But let's do it for old times sake"

Yes, I know you said you are beautiful, but if you dont take off the bag, im splittin anyway.

I will pick you up the second Tuesday of next week.

This isnt a break up line, but if your on a date

"Sorry, i have to hurry home. My wife is waiting for me."

Heres a break-up line.
"Uhh.. What are you gay?"

I still really hate the "Let's just be friends" one

^^^
me 2

but i hate this one the most
"You're too good for me!"

Brad Pitt is too good for me but if i were dating him he'd have to get a Restraining Order to back me off

Yeah no kidding!! That's a reeeally bad one too.

#nod#

"You smell. I gotta go... PEACE-OUT!!" 😱

"It's not you, it's me"

starting with "We need to talk..."

"I think we should see other people"

~( the most popular ones)

~~ its not me, its you
~~ i just have other things on my mind right now
~~ its not going to work
~~ its just ....... not going to happen
~~ I think that friends would be much better
~~ i like your brother
~~ your sister is much hotter
~~ i don't feel that way about you

Oh, I never thought we were together.

you're a manwhore and if you ever sleep with my sister again i'll chop off your balls!!!!!!.....that never happened to me but its still a bad breakup line

bad break up lines......im seeing another person..shes better than u...

I luv u but then i dont luv u or

im in luv w/ my dad.......doh!!!!

how about- "we were never really together anyway"

I HATE YOU

that ones the worse 🙄

or better...

I'm sorry, I should've told you before... I'm a transexual!