Bad break up lines

Originally posted by a1hsauce
I like your dad....... (That damn frickin whore)

😐 😘

im in love with my right hand 😐

sorry your now out of fashion.
your so last season

"my head hurts."
"whats wrong?"
"YOU!!!"

Right hand... I don'tget it! lol

Originally posted by BakaXero
im in love with my right hand 😐

If I ever heard that I would start laughing. 😂

And it wouldn't be a bad break up line then. 😆

lol, no he would have to come up with something else and quick.

Something like: I love your dad?

now that would do it.

I have a crush on your grandma, I just heard her moan on the toilet and I am in love

now thats just wrong

EwW. O.o

Vyxen thats all i can say
lol

oh i have one now

"look, when i feel in love with you, i was drunk. seriously i thought u were great looking then, but now..."

'lets make like a banana and split'