Women, they get away with anything.

Started by BackFire9 pages
Originally posted by PiruBlood
the teacher who was a model. i cant think of her name but look at how hot she is and gets a slap on the wrist. and another thing ive noticed is she goes oh i screwed so in so but i didnt realise it. tell me this how the hell can a woman not realise she has a dick in her goodies? i mean come one people its not like the girl imagined a dick being rammed in her.

Maybe he was really small.

Originally posted by BackFire
Maybe he was really small.

lol well probably if lafaves goodies was the size of the grand canyon.

ive seen some mighty big vaginas before.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
ive seen some mighty big vaginas before.

look at my ex gf man i swear when i was hitting that i swear i thought i heard an echo.

some were so big i needed they needed a shovel to change their tampon.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
some were so big i needed they needed a shovel to change their tampon.

lol dude my ex has the biggest vagina to wear instead of having crabs she has bats

sometimes i had a girl want me to look down there, see if she had an infection. sometimes i had to wear a coal miners helmet with a flashlight on it.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
sometimes i had a girl want me to look down there, see if she had an infection. sometimes i had to wear a coal miners helmet with a flashlight on it.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

i had to tie a 2x4 across my ass to keep from falling in.

True. Its called a double standard. But it works both ways. If a guy bangs three chicks in one night, he's the man. If a girl bangs three guys in one night, she's a whore. If a man is trying to get the promotion, he's ambitious. If the girl is trying to get the promotion, she's conniving.

-first bit, sort of true and sort of no. it just depends on who the man is. also if what you say is true then freaking a LOT of girls in highschool/uni are whores.
-second bit, i doubt it.

also try this for size:
-a girl swears at a man...she's got guts. man swears at a girl...he's an a$$hole.
-a girl slaps a man. she's brave and cool. man slaps girl he is an a$$hole and a coward.
-research shows girls do better at space. that's bringing facts. research proves that men are stronger (as if no one knew that anyway) then women are being held back.
-woman being rude. She's a liberal, modern, independent outspoken woman. Man is being rude...he's an @sshole .....again.
-saying women are "more mature than men" is not sexism. saying "men are generally better at maths" is.
-a public argument between a man and a hot chick. the women will flock and side the girl no matter what happens cuz women always side eachother regardless. guys will flock and side with the girl cuz she's hot. regardless.

guess who's f--ked?

~Sado

so the guy is always the *******?

so the guy is always the *******?

is what?

a hole.

Ahhh the ever common double standard toward women.

Heres a good example.

During my schooling years most of my opponents were girls, I can freely admit that 90% of my fights were against girls simply because they were ****ing nuts. Out of their damn mind.

The guy's I could get on with (As in they didn't attack me unnecessarily) these girls though were whiny, shrieky bitches with serious chips on their shoulders, massive amounts of stupidity and the whole 'were popular so that obviously makes us better then you' thing going on.

Heres the formula kiddies !

A = Me

B = Crazy uber *****

B - Says something stupid , prejudiced or just damn ignorant

A - retorts with either sarcasm or something to prove them wrong

B - Insults A

A - Retorts with comeback + Insult

B - Threatens to beat A and wants to fight

A - Tries to talk B out of physical violence

B - Attacks A

Now I can again freely admit I got my ass kicked most of them time , simply because at that point I was a scrawny weakling with no fighting skills and relied upon the disciplinary system to teach these tards a lesson.

BUT

When I crawl out of the fight I'm labeled a 'women beater'.

Do you KNOW how aggravating it is trying to defend yourself against a large crowd who believes your a damn female hating ******* when your just trying to defend yourself ?

It is a serious pain . Though on the bright side I can say this kind of shit tempered me into the 'self proclaimed *******' that I am today.

God I love London 😎

The fact is that sexual harassment from females is rare and when it does occur it's usually in jest, whereas sexual harassment committed by males is a lot more frequent and serious. I'm sure if those girls knew how much they had hurt your friend they'd apologise immediately.

The system is unfair.. speaking as a woman, many of us have noticed how today's society seems to be a free for all against men; just take a good long look at commercials today on TV. I often cringe at the put downs of guys; take the recent ads for Toyota for example, guy absent-mindedly pushes girl's car door to with his foot, girl smashes guy's radio model aircraft in revenge. Take a good look at ads today, a lot of them are similar. Oh, I know it's meant to be lighthearted comedy, but it does send a message that guy's are there to be trod on, laughed at, put down etc etc... Sometimes I'm ashamed to be female.

Uh-oh, she's got Jackie's avatar. Could this be JM's return?

Nah, checked the spelling in the post. I do like the way she thinks, though.

Me too. Wanna marry me, Laurie?

Originally posted by botankus
Uh-oh, she's got Jackie's avatar. Could this be JM's return?

Nah, checked the spelling in the post. I do like the way she thinks, though.

lol... Who is Jackie, who is JM, and, most importantly; What's wrong with my spelling?

and.. queeq. Do you look like David Caruso? If so, you got a deal! 😛

If you want. 😉