Football (Soccer)

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Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
Jimmy Floyd isn't particularly 'ugly'.

Subtext: You'd f*ck him! Woo!

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
How about Crouch and Kuyt?

Oooo, that's ugly; Sloth from Goonies and a squishy face!

that poor man does look like sloth doesnt he

One of the Ugliest players Ive ever seen is Trifon Ivanov. Played for Bulgaria. Looks like he was on drugs. He was like gatusso a rather nasty player. but socred a nice goal against wales., see link at bottom🙂

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxUsWBaOafQ

looks like a mulleted and bearded Tim Sherwood

He does a bit.

Predictions for the season?

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FA Cup:

League Cup:

Champ League:

UEFA Cup (2008 winners Munich):

Add other leagues if you want.

Premier League: Manchester United

FA Cup: Liverpool

League Cup: Tottenham

Champ League: Manchester United or Barcelona

UEFA Cup: Bayern Munich

MLS: not LA Galaxy

Premier League: Chelsea

FA Cup: Arsenal

League Cup: ???

Champ League: Real Madrid

UEFA Cup: Lyon

MLS: LA Galaxy 😉

how could la galaxy win the MLs arent they last in their division?

Lyon to win the UEFA cup? they arent in it, and I can't see them finishing 3rd in the group stages of CL...

Premier League: Liverpool

FA Cup: Spurs

League Cup: Arsenal

Champ League: Barcelona

UEFA Cup: Bayern München

MLS: Dunno any teams and don´t realy care actually

Man U had a good start to the season, 0:0 💃 😆 😮‍💨

Premier League: honestly chelsea but fingers crossed for man u

FA Cup: man utd

League Cup: chelsea

Champ League: ac milan

UEFA Cup: bayern munich

MLS: houston

Scottish League: Celtic

Scottish Cup: Celtic

FA Cup: Liverpool

League Cup: Man United

Premier league: Chelsea

Champ League: Chelsea

MLS: erm who cares

Originally posted by Kevy2007
Scottish League: Celtic

Scottish Cup: Celtic

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MLS: erm who cares

Haha you´ve got a cheek after mentioning the non important 2 team race of the Scottish devision. The MLS is probably the stronger league.
💃 😆

Premier League: Liverpool

FA Cup: Arsenal

League Cup: Newcastle

Champ League: Barcelona

UEFA Cup: bayern munich

English League Champions: Leicester City

*ahem*

Baaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

'Top four'.

On another note, it was Deathblow who added MLS onto the template- you don't have to do that league.

Originally posted by Victor Von Doom
He does a bit.

Predictions for the season?

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Premier League: Man Utd

FA Cup: Newcastle

League Cup: Chelsea

Champ League: United/AC Milan/Real Madrid

UEFA Cup (2008 winners Munich): Bayern Munich

Just read this... brilliant...

Keane launches Wag culture tirade

Sunderland boss Roy Keane has hit out at "weak" Premier League players for allowing their wives and girlfriends (Wags) to dictate their careers.
The former Manchester United captain has been frustrated in his attempts to lure players to Wearside this summer.

He said: "These so-called big stars are people we are supposed to be looking up to. Well, they are weak and soft.

"If they don't want to come because their wife wants to go shopping in London, it's a sad state of affairs."

Keane has spent nearly £30m on new players this summer but has seen several of his top targets spurn a move to the north-east.

606: DEBATE

The newly promoted club finished bottom of the league with a record low of 15 points the last time they were promoted to the top flight.

And they are again one of the favourites to be relegated this season.

But Keane feels overbearing wives and girlfriends are to blame for Sunderland's difficulties in attracting top players and feels the current generation of players need to get their priorities in order.

Speaking ahead of Sunderland's trip to Birmingham, he added: "I can understand the attraction of people wanting to go to London - if you are talking about Arsenal, Chelsea or Tottenham.

"If people want to go somewhere else to another football club then fair enough, as long as it is for a footballing reason. Sometimes players maybe use the wives as an excuse

"But there are players going to clubs in London simply because it is London. To me, that is wrong.

"It is not a football move, it is a lifestyle move and those are the type of people you don't want at your club. It is not a problem for me but it is a fact.

"To me, that player is weak because his wife runs his life.

"That happens at the big clubs as well. I could name four big players and clearly their wives and girlfriends are running their lives because they are doing these photoshoots and that kind of stuff.

"They say they are not comfortable doing it and are being dragged along. Well don't do it."

Joanna Taylor-Murphy, wife of Tottenham and former England midfielder Danny Murphy, disagreed with Keane's comments.

The actress told Radio 5live: "I think he (Keane) is wrong.

"Sometimes players maybe use the wives as an excuse, but in my experience I don't know any players that would let their wives dictate.

"If Danny had two moves on the cards, and one was near the shops and one was somewhere else where the shops weren't so good, but that was where Danny really wanted to go to I can assure you that's where we would be going."

The straight-talking Keane has hit the headlines in the past for tirades against certain fans at Old Trafford who enjoyed corporate hospitality - who he labelled the prawn sandwich brigade - and the club's underperforming players.

He left Old Trafford for a brief spell at Celtic after an outburst aimed at some United players on the club's television channel.

But Keane's fierce determination and dedication to the game made him one of the most successful players in the history of English football.

He revealed: "A couple of years ago I nearly went to Juventus. People spoke to me about Turin and told me Milan would be a nicer place to go.

"I told them I wasn't going for the shops, I am going because it is Juventus.

"If there is nothing to do then find something to do. Someone once told me that people who are bored are boring.

"People who get bored coming to the north-east are bored because they are boring. It is nothing to do with the shops.

We had one player this summer who didn't even have the courtesy to call us back because his wife wanted to move to London - and shopping was mentioned
Roy Keane

"Maybe it is because I am not a great shopper but football has got to be a priority.

"You don't need to live in Manchester or London to be happy. You don't need to be surrounded by expensive shops or fancy cars.

"We have had one or two players this year and their wives are clearly part of the package.

"We had one player this summer who didn't even have the courtesy to call us back because his wife wanted to move to London - and shopping was mentioned."

Meanwhile, Keane says he is hopeful of getting in two more players before the transfer deadline closes on 31 August.

He said: "When I first got the job at Sunderland there were one or two players who I felt were not really up to the job, or not 100% focused or were focusing on a contract at another club.

"But I have got the feeling with the squad I am building here that when the whistle goes they will give 100%. That is no guarantee to win a football match but that is all I am asking.

"I am very pleased with the players we have got in but I do believe we need two more players to help the squad."

Danny Murphy's wife can say that, who the f*ck gives a shit about Danny Murphy?

-AC

Hey Victor Von Doom, you wee arrogant sh ite how bout you go mug some Eastend citizens or maybe pay the debt collectors? You have some f ucking nerve bragging about how your Van pussie or Fabric ass have in store for Arsenal. If I remember correctly Tottenham's have a better frontline than yours or maybe when Bale, King or Dawson recovers we'll see a better defense than yours, I doubt Sendoros or Glichy could do any better. How bout we see what happens in the North London derby you Gooner tosser, otherwise shut the f uck up.

Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Danny Murphy's wife can say that, who the f*ck gives a shit about Danny Murphy?

-AC

nobody really...

Originally posted by Kevy2007
Hey Victor Von Doom, you wee arrogant sh ite how bout you go mug some Eastend citizens or maybe pay the debt collectors? You have some f ucking nerve bragging about how your Van pussie or Fabric ass have in store for Arsenal. If I remember correctly Tottenham's have a better frontline than yours or maybe when Bale, King or Dawson recovers we'll see a better defense than yours, I doubt Sendoros or Glichy could do any better. How bout we see what happens in the North London derby you Gooner tosser, otherwise shut the f uck up.

well, aren't you doing your best to improve the opinion of spurs and their supporters...

after the hiding they got off everton, they need it... 😛

Originally posted by Kevy2007
Hey Victor Von Doom, you wee arrogant sh ite how bout you go mug some Eastend citizens or maybe pay the debt collectors? You have some f ucking nerve bragging about how your Van pussie or Fabric ass have in store for Arsenal. If I remember correctly Tottenham's have a better frontline than yours or maybe when Bale, King or Dawson recovers we'll see a better defense than yours, I doubt Sendoros or Glichy could do any better. How bout we see what happens in the North London derby you Gooner tosser, otherwise shut the f uck up.

Aaaaaahahahahaha.

Why don't they ever learn?