Spiderman or Manspider? (Dedicated 2 Mr Parker)

I totally agree on the first two Superman flicks, except for two small things that REALLY chapped my ass. First is in part one, when Supes flies around the Earth to reverse the rotation to "turn back time" to save Lois after the earthquake. *ugh*........and second was in part two when Lois was given amnesia by a "magical kiss" from Big Blue. *ugh*..............And I didnt mean to say that YOU, Mr. Parker, were over critical of movies. I meant the general emotion of the thread thus far by everyone who has posted. As a loyal comic reader and fan, I would expect nothing less from my "bretheren" than to have the highest of expectations, such as yourself. What I meant to say was: Will there ever be a point to where we can all unite as one and agree/disagree on movie adaptations without emotions flaring? Or was I 101% correct when I said never, never, never x 1,000? Also I agree on all 4 previous Batman films, especially the fact that he killed the Joker and Penguin like a damn coward. That isnt the Dark Knight!

he does kill has al ghul so he is still a murderer

batman begins is not all that u think, ur problem is that u had so much crap that u are now idolizing one decent act, batman has a lot igredients from comics, but is not Totaly loyal......but much closer as it can be

Oh man Batman said I wont kill that guy, then throws that heated shit killing 50 ninjas. Then the man kills ras.

Originally posted by Impediment
I totally agree on the first two Superman flicks, except for two small things that REALLY chapped my ass. First is in part one, when Supes flies around the Earth to reverse the rotation to "turn back time" to save Lois after the earthquake. *ugh*........and second was in part two when Lois was given amnesia by a "magical kiss" from Big Blue. *ugh*..............And I didnt mean to say that YOU, Mr. Parker, were over critical of movies. I meant the general emotion of the thread thus far by everyone who has posted. As a loyal comic reader and fan, I would expect nothing less from my "bretheren" than to have the highest of expectations, such as yourself. What I meant to say was: Will there ever be a point to where we can all unite as one and agree/disagree on movie adaptations without emotions flaring? Or was I 101% correct when I said never, never, never x 1,000? Also I agree on all 4 previous Batman films, especially the fact that he killed the Joker and Penguin like a damn coward. That isnt the Dark Knight!

Oh I see what you mean.That part of Superman changing the rotation of the planet never bothered me like it does some people such as yourself because after all,he is superman. 😉 But yeah I also thought that was a little silly in superman 2 when he made her forget with a magical kiss.Thats the difference though in the superman movies and the manspider movies though is that in superman there are just like a couple of goofy moments where in the manspider movies,the list is countless on the incredible stupid mistakes that went on in those movies that the movies looked like they were written by a 5 year old with far more negatives than positives in them,seriously.Especially the first one.The second one was half way decent I will admit mainly because of the special effects,but it doesnt even come close to being a great film like Batman Begins however.

Yeah Burton totally betrayed the comicbook by not only killing people but The Joker as well.That was the biggest sin of the movie,him killing his arch enemy. 😠 He should have gone to jail at the end for that regardless of the jokers past deeds instead of being treated like a damn hero.Thats the kind of horrible screenwriting I am talking about that was present in the previous four batman movies and the manspider movies.Where Begins was more realistic when the commissiner said something like-Hunt him down,nobody takes the law into their own hands,not in my town.Thats much more realisitc because the law would never allow someone to take the law into their own hands.

Originally posted by Batman Wins
Oh man Batman said I wont kill that guy, then throws that heated shit killing 50 ninjas. Then the man kills ras.

Batman never killed Ras Al Goul.One of the timbers from the roof came down and landed on him during his swordfight and killed him.Also the ninjas started running away when he set the place on fire.If Bruce got out before the explosion took place then more than likely the other ninjas escaped as well since they had much more time to get out than Bruce so I seriously doubt they died. 😉

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
Well said Mr. Parker 🙂

Thanks my man.

I hate Spiderman now, they milking the mans ass. I hate Spiderman, I hate him. I loved him before Sony Milked him.. Web out of his handsss, mary jane orgasms every movie. Story is About Mary Jane and how again in 2 did Spiderman loose his powers ?? then get it back out of the blue. Aslo in part 1...genetic super spiders bull shit, that mean the people researching them Spiders, will get bitten sooner or later and they will be 5000000 Spidermans. I like the 90s cartoon when they were watching some sick shit and the spider was not even seen and got caught in it. small spider not some nasty big ****

Well dont hate the character Spider-Man .Just hate Sony and Raimi for how they raped to death his character like they making him into a damn monster.Yeah that was so stupid him losing his powers and then getting them back out of the blue.totally stupid.Raimi has no creativity,he just feels the need to copy the superman films.Yeah you are so right as well about all those genetic spiders lying around.Thank you for bringing that up,those examples you mentioned are what I am talking about on how these movies look like they were written by a 5 year old.That spider didnt even die,it would have walked off and bit several more people-it obviously likes to bite and we would have had hundreds of spidermen swinging around town.inexcusable horrible screenwriting and yeah manspider 2 was so stupid how it was all about one girl.a spiderman movie should NEVER be about one girl. 😠

Originally posted by Mr Parker
Well dont hate the character Spider-Man .Just hate Sony and Raimi for how they raped to death his character like they making him into a damn monster.Yeah that was so stupid him losing his powers and then getting them back out of the blue.totally stupid.Raimi has no creativity,he just feels the need to copy the superman films.Yeah you are so right as well about all those genetic spiders lying around.Thank you for bringing that up,those examples you mentioned are what I am talking about on how these movies look like they were written by a 5 year old.That spider didnt even die,it would have walked off and bit several more people-it obviously likes to bite and we would have had hundreds of spidermen swinging around town.inexcusable horrible screenwriting and yeah manspider 2 was so stupid how it was all about one girl.a spiderman movie should NEVER be about one girl. 😠

Lol I understand being about a girl maybe the first one, but I think ever Spiderman going to have it....You know what im going to watch spdierman right now and as i see whats wrong with it ill type it

I acualy like jamason in the movies lol i dn why. ok so far Spiderman said kids stay out of the street, and the kids said, yes mr spiderman...ogod how that bothers me...

Oh my god the aunt may scenes pisseddd me off. I hate her so ****ing much.

1. at the bank
2. when she hit dock ock in the face on the building
3. when she got made at pete, when he said he killed uncle ben

yeah its pretty sad that Jameson has more with and more wit and wise cracks in these manspider movies than Spiderman himself does. 😠

damn that Aunt may grrrrr. Also Mary jane shows her nipples in every movie...just a side note....also the mushy mushy crap.. and the cheesy stuff like oh spiderman is not dead,pete i love u no i dont like wise no wait. Also how she just leave her wedding...what a ***** i would of smakced her around.

Oh god and the doctor shit.

whats wrong peter

heart break and then he said something after

Oh yeah im up to the part where the two little black kids saw pete flip over a car and asked how he do that, and he goes eat your green vegetables.....that was so gay, they should of known hes spiderman.

Omg I just noticed that across the street in that same scene there was mad people looking..so wtf, they dont care or something that he flipped over a car. Omg it gets worse, theres mad people also behind the two kids that saw, and they looking dead at him too.

Oman also just because they found his costume in the trash doesnt mean he quit....im half way through

Yeah spider-man only thinks about quiting ,but he decides not too. A lot of heroes have done that before.

Originally posted by doctorstrongbad
Yeah spider-man only thinks about quiting ,but he decides not too. A lot of heroes have done that before.

Yeah but Spidey does it 500000 and its anoying. The Selfish ****

Originally posted by Batman Wins
Yeah but Spidey does it 500000 and its anoying. The Selfish ****

Yeah but he is one of the best heroes out there at least he doesn't brake the law like some people.. cough... batman.... cough

This answer your question.

Originally posted by doctorstrongbad
Is this entire thread a joke? Mr. Parker would always complain about the spider-man movies. I think he was almost banned several times. If you don't believe me you can read his old posts. Are you guys trying to get him to come back?

Originally posted by Doc Ock
I agree.

This thread was not necessary and just an obvious attempt to provoke a flame war.

Pathetic.

I agree ✅

I don't understand what you people have against organics. And I don't know how "Man-Spider" Would refer to the movie. He's still more man than spider.

Because unlike you,we care about Hollywood raping to death a great character turning him him into a monster making him Man-Spider instead of Spider-Man. 🙄