Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

-Screams-
OW! MY SEMEN!

You a weak man sudue me?? I letting you off, if you promise to put my pic in the front paper when I do my next crime, And between you and me, I dont think this place will last thown the night, Ha Ha Ha, The Joker walks off to get more drinks.

Superman, EXPLAIN THIS!

The only reason for me to not subdue you right here right now, is just it will cause to many colaterall damage, Joker !!

*Finishes drink*

Now if y'all excuse me, I have a wife to please at home. Not like you jack-off-ers....

*Walks out, and flies !!!"

Yes, Superman, fly from the truth!

"I heard that !!!"

Comes inside... PUNCHES LONGPIG

Flies away again....

I have a Harey, Unlike some Superjerks. laugh the Joker.

I, The Tick, come back after a hard day of crime-fighting and I get a filthy bar (Thanos and QF have fluids everywhere) and a bunch of fights.

And Hyperion stole my Cherry Coke! (or maybe it was firelord...can't keep armando's guys straight).

Settle it down people. The rules say no fights. Don't make me use my nigh-invulnerability on you.

Tony stole Thanos' vibrator....hehe...figures. He must like it kinky with all those women he bags.

Joker, still up for that (clean) poker game you've been mentioning?? I'd be willing to oblige...Arthur keeps me good with my weekly allowance, so I have cash to burn---another Cherry Coke by the way...put it on my tab---

Bunch'a losers here otherwise...that talking toilet is the best company I've had so far. Nice pub, Bishop, it just needs some better patrons *looks accusingly at everyone in the bar*

Tick, you're a moron. Can you even spell Cherry Coke?

Ah! Tick! My brother from another mother.....come, Thanos demands we chill and speak of all that is groovy!

So, how's your "partner" aurthor? -snickers-

Wooooahhh Supes what is up with this cover?? A lil' long overdue BDSM?

Sup Thanos? Always wanted to talk with you. Did you know I beat Galactus once? Well, maybe a cheap rip-off intended as parody, but he would've eaten teh moon if I hadn't stopped him. So I should be on par with Sentry, right?

...

..Bishop, I complimented your pub, just not some of these miscreants. Now bring me another Cherry Coke before I make my new buddy Thanos eat your own words.

...

*Tick gets the inuendo about Arthur and is momentarily angry at Thanos...decides to let it go for now*

*Gives Tick his Cherry Coke*

Where's Arthur? He still has my DVD Inside Padme's Queendom.

*sips cherry coke*

I'll mention it to Arthur and bring it back next time I come. I thought he had your 'Care Bears Gone Wild' video too...could be wrong though.

My compliments...the coke's very cold.

FOR THE LAST TIME, THAT'S NOT MY VIDEO!!!!

*Takes a shot of tequila.*

Soooo, Thanos hates awkward silence! Lord Thanos demands witty back-n-forth banter between superheros!

Witty banter to ease the awkwardity it is, my faithful chum...

"Awkward is only such if we make it so."

"The mighty hand of fate makes our beds, and it's up for us to sleep in them."

"There isn't enough room, naked, to spend with the ducks...where are the ducks going?....and why...but..."

...who spikkked m'iy COooooke??? *falls to the floor*

(that second one is an actual Tick quote).

Thanos, you are so not cool. I was your biggest fan but since death dumped you, you're just a shell of your former purple-grayish glory.

*wakes groggily from spiked Cherry Coke*

...bedtime, but I'll return soon.

Joker, if you're ever interested in that poker game...(129)555-TICK. Arthur has a mean poker-face too. We'll get him in on the action. And bring Harley...I've always kinda had a thing for her.

Thanos, we'll catch up later. *leaves 20$ to cover his tab...leaves a shiny spoon for a tip*

*jumps right out a window, breaking it, and hops a cab back to earth*

Later Tick, I'm heading back to the mansion myself. Peace.