Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

*Bartender mixes up a drink*

"You asked for it mac"

*he hands it to the stranger..the stranger drinks it.*

Falls over on to my back feels a burning sensation in stomach.
Like acid is eating away at it.
Godd thing I can't die.
BURPSSSSSSSSSS.

*Bartender leans toward him*

"I never seen special drink do dat to some one...who are you mac?"

I am the Spectre, The wrath of God.
The presence powers me directly with his strentgh to do his bidding.

And Blah, Blah, Blah. When you can get me Wonder Woman's phone number, then talk to me.

If the presence told me to do so then I could.
Maybe

Originally posted by Bishop X
Mmm... Some tough guy you are Vic. 🙄

Doom walks out from the bathroom:

"CLOSE YOUR MORTAL MOUTH! YOU MUST HAVE SLIPPED AN SPECIAL POISON IN THAT BEER! IF YOU DON'T BE QUIET, DOOM HAS TO STEAL YOUR POWERS! Of course, DOOM would not do anything with your puny powers, but still..."

Doom walks at the bar table:

"DOOM wants an glass of...uh...WINE! DOOM wants your best WINE! DOOM knows that your unroyal dishwater will taste terrible, but it can't possibly taste any worse then the taste of puke in DOOMS mouth."

He pokes at Spectre and Toad:

"You too IGNORANT IDIOTS there, be QUIET, or DOOM has to STEAL your POWERS too!"

Go ahead and take my powers if you can which you can't their useless unless the presence gives you power you need to do anything and he won't give you any.

Doom looks at Spectre.

"Bah, you are just an puppy of God. You can't do anything without him commanding you. AND DOOM IS NOT SCARED OF GOD!"

Doom walks outside and looks at the sky "DO YOU HEAR DOOM, GOD! DO YOU! DOOM IS NOT SCARED ABOUT YOU! DO YOU HEAR DOOM! RAARAGH!"

A lightning strikes at Doom.

"Urgh, CANT YOU DO ANY BETTER!?"

All os a sudden Spectre has been powered to humble MR. DOOM.
*Stands up and walks outside with one hand picks up Doom by the neck.
Lifts fist and is about to punch him.........."

"Eh, God, DOOM was only joking...DOOM and you are old buddies, right? OH, just don't kill DOOM, please?! DOOM was, uh, only playing."

OK Doom God accepts your apology.
spectre depowers and goes back to the bar just wanting that kind of power all the time.

.....AND thats why i'm in a good mood because that one eyed red seeing geek got his tubes cut......*after i set him up for the appointment ehehee*

(Looks at presence) hey aint you that green lantern guy

No I am not I am the F*cking Wrath of God.
I can beat any GL baby.
Also I am not the presence I am the Spectre.

ehhh whatever (downs anotehr five botles ) not even a buzz.....

asks for a bud lite.

{Iron Man}

*having recently discovered the big secret Superman has been hiding... Lois faxed her sometime 'friend' Tony.... and he's decided to fax the info to everyone he knows*

*fax comes through from SE*

...........

I knew there was something strange with that guy.

*Tick runs in, downs a shot of something, gags, then runs out again, leaving only the words "Huzzah! Evil shall be foiled this day!" in his wake. Nearby, a train of scantily clad clowns, and a gorilla in a diaper, runs off with what appears to be a briefcase of money. The Tick follows eagerly, breaking another window as he leaves.*

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Doom walks out from the bathroom:

He pokes at Spectre and Toad:

"You too IGNORANT IDIOTS there, be QUIET, or DOOM has to STEAL your POWERS too!"

Man I can understand you wanting the Spectre's powers, but Toad's?!?!?? ❌