Note: Superhero-Supervillian Society Restaurant and Pub!

[Sentry]

"Ooohhhh it's Spectre!!!!(Sarcastic tone) I'm really scared!!!!!(Sarcastic Tone yet again)"

"Hey! Bishop, I'm hungry... Get me a rack of lamb, with a side of garlic mashed potatoes, and bottle of your best Merlot..."

"Looks at Spectre and thinks to himself: That Spectre guy really looks like a green lantern. Didn't he get punk'd by a street thug? By Shazam and his magical rock of eternity? What a pansy."

Yea Spectre has to do as he's told. It's like watching a BDSM flick...really creepy.

*Hands Sentry Merlot, Lamb and a side of mashed potatoes (with garlic).*

Originally posted by Bishop X
Man I can understand you wanting the Spectre's powers, but Toad's?!?!?? ❌

"DO NOT QUESTION THE STATEMENTS OF DOOM!!! WHERE IS MY WINE, MORTAL?! AND I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND EVERYBODY IN PRESENT THAT I AM THE RULER OF LATVERIA, AND I HAVE FULL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY IN THE USA! SO DON'T LAY AN HAND OF ME, UNLESS YOU WANT TO FACE 20 YEARS OF SENTENCE IN YOUR LOWLY PRISONS!"

*Doom passes out again but wokes up after one minute.*

"Urgh, I need my...I MEAN, DOOM'S WINE! NOW!"

(frowns) shut up unless you want 'DOOM' to eat his own face plate you walking can of sardines......OH and bring the most worshipped character in all of comic-dom a steak , and it better be well done damn it !!!

"WHAT! WHATDIDYOUSAY!? THAT'S IT, DOOM IS GOING TO BEA TYOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN LEG!!"

'SNIKT' (Raises claws in a threatening manner) bring it bub .

"Looks at Sentry if only the presence wanted me to kick your a** I would," says Spectre, " where's my bud light and can anyone shut up Doom."

I can. Tell him I ****ed his Gypsy whore of a mother.

*Sips Guiness.*

Ahhhh!!! So Refreshing! Oh and Spectre I'm still waiting on Diana's number.

[Sentry]

"That's some good sh!t Bishop. More than I expected. Drops a $100 bill to cover his food tab, and tip"

"Hey! Doom! Your outfit kinda looks like Spectre's. Are you part of the Green Lantern Core as well? 😆 Oh, by the way Doom, shut up. "

"Well I'm off. My buddy Quasar needs help with a planet size bastard named Ego. I'm gonna rip Ego a new one!"

[Swooswh!!! Sentry flies away]

[Dormammu]

(appearing out of a puff of smoke and magic)
"I, The Dread Dormammu, would have a frosty froth of fermented ale!"

"Just...die...all...of...you...in...the...name...of...DOOOOOOMMMM."

*passes out*

Im back! yo Biishop, treat me as one who is the Praetor of the Imperial Guard should be! gimme a Molson XXX.

*Hands Glads (the real Superman) his Molson XXX. *

Mmm... good choice Gladiator, not too many people choose that brand. By the way how's *gulp*... *takes a shot of bourbon*...Lilandra?

She is doing well, thank you for your concern.

Like I asked earlier, are you guys dating?

no, she is my Majestrix and the Shi'Ar Princess and Ruler. I care for her as if she were a spouse though.

Ok. So you wouldn't mind if I gave her a ring since she's your boss then?

There's a case of Heineken and pretzels in it for you. ✅

No i dont mind if u do so. But u better treat her well or ill know!

"Where is the Dread Dormammu's drink???"
"Dr. Strange screwed my women, turned my dog to a toad,
then somehow defeated me with his inferior magic?!?"
"I'm pissed-off, hungry, and need a drink!"

you.....mutie.....MY DRINK!

(I am now te bartender while Bishop is out.)

*hands Dormammu his drink*
Dont u dare raise ur tone of voice with me or u'll meet the end of my boot terran.