What comics have taught us

What have you learned from comics?

If you want to hide your secret identity,wear glasses

The first name of Fedor M Dostojevski. (Still trying to figure out what the M means, though)

Lot about thermodynamics

Lot about genetics

Many words from German, Russia, French and Spanish. I would actually discuss with those languages.

Law business.

Lot about science in general.

Literature.

And other things...

we have learned that superhero are only human...except the alien ones...who most of which look like or strongly resemble humans.

That a healing factor and a bad attitude can make you invincible...

If you a millionaire and you prepare for a day,you can kill God

This is a quote from someone on these forums, but I forget who...

"Lesson for the day: Never try to take down Thanos unless you have Adam Warlock and a crapload of power cosmic"

...sound advice for all of us.

-DM

that if you have spider powers you shouldn't let a guy a bad guy pass right by you cuz he could kill your uncle.

Kill all of your enemies,it will save you the trouble in the long run

Consumption of radiation is good

Hanging out with little boys in your cave and making them wear skimpy outfits is not gay

Saying "bub" all the time is really cool

You can dice people up with adamantium claws but guns are too violent

Crazy guys dressed like bats,superstrong aliens,and thunder gods=good
Mutants=bad

I've learned that no-one stays dead forever.

I"ve learned that blue being blue like Beast does have to make you feel blue on the inside

That no matter how many times you arrest somebody they always get out of jail.

that the punisher favorite color is red...the color of the criminals blood

if one falls into toxics, They turn into a EVIL insane clown.

Dont pick on a guy in collage or highschool, they may turn into a Super Villian.

If people are scared for life, They become Super Villians.

IF your a bald man that can WALK, Chances are your a Super Villian.

if you put on a funny custom, Your either a new hero in town or a super Villian.

You ant a REAL Super Villian if you dont joing cool super villian teams like the injustice gang or LOD.

learned that the sins of a father can pass to the son...Norman becoming the green goblin, then his son Harry becoming the green goblin..then Harry son Nomie becoming the green goblin

That if your a villian you always reveal your evil plan before you are about to destroy Hero then they break free and beat you to a plup and you complelety forgot how you caught him in the first place.

that sometimes sidekicks die and come back to get revenge

They got me into Science and Weights 😄

With great power come great responsibility Spider-man has taught me to be responsible

Ninja turtles has taught me that with life you need to keep a balance

X-men has taught Don't be prejudice

No matter how many times you leave during a date,your girlfriend will not break up with you

If you are a female with superpowers,you automatically look like Ms Universe

If a kid is about to be blown up by a gamma bomb,let his ass die

Superman could defeat giant robots,but not end World War 1 himself

Mostly white people get superpowers

Anything that happens in a crossover didnt happen

Superman is a dick http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

If a kid is about to be blown up by a gamma bomb,let his ass die