What comics have taught us

Originally posted by Scoobless
Regardless of how many lives you save, the police will shoot at you without warning .............................. [b]EVEN IF YOU'RE WHITE!

(apologies if that offfended anyone..... 😮 ) [/B]

They have taught me that reading can be fun

Originally posted by vaya_the_elf
They have taught me that reading can be fun

that villian usually have more fun that heros but usually get there f**king a** kicked in the end.

Martial Arts beats guns,super strength,and telekinesis every time

A cape is a stylish fashion accesory

Even drawn women can give me wood

You can name your weapons after your self.

The Batrang

The Batmoblie. The Bat Phone, The Bat Boot, The Bat hickerchife, The Bat Rope, The Bat hop, The Bat punch.

And people would be amazing at your weapons. Even though they relly are nothing execpt you put your name in front of it to make it sound alsome.

Originally posted by Joker1237
You can name your weapons after your self.

The Batrang

The Batmoblie. The Bat Phone, The Bat Boot, The Bat hickerchife, The Bat Rope, The Bat hop, The Bat punch.

And people would be amazing at your weapons. Even though they relly are nothing execpt you put your name in front of it to make it sound alsome.

Or the Bat Shark replented lol.

launguage, science thats it

Originally posted by black robb
No matter how many times you leave during a date,your girlfriend will not break up with you

If you are a female with superpowers,you automatically look like Ms Universe

If a kid is about to be blown up by a gamma bomb,let his ass die

Superman could defeat giant robots,but not end World War 1 himself

Mostly white people get superpowers

Anything that happens in a crossover didnt happen

Superman is a dick http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

Lol.

Well things I've learned from Batman include:

Never give up

Nothing messes someone up like fear

No matter how much crazy assholes try to punk you out, don't listen to them

Not funny but oh well.

if you find out someone you know has super-powers put as much distance between them and yourself as humanly possible.... or someone will twist your fingers off

if you put on a funny hat, and funny make up,

YOU TOO CAN BE A SUPERVILLIAN.

Most humanoid aliens are green.

Don't mess with Odin or Tyrant unless you are durable as Thanos.
That you can be evil but respected and respectful, as Doom.

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Most humanoid aliens are green.

indeed

That you can survive hits by the hulk if you're popular enough...

^ lol!

That if your a mutant people fair you, but they don't fair others with powers like Spiderman,Fantastic 4.....80% of marvel heros.

If your names Deathstroke its OK to be a pedophile 😕

Originally posted by whirlysplat
If your names Deathstroke its OK to be a pedophile 😕

i liked that song "Thriller" he did........... oh.... wait....... 😕