What comics have taught us

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If you are evil, and some kind of dark reflection of the hero, you are damn near indestructable and will return to torment the hero again and again. 😛

Batman wants to be gay. 😛

^lmao

Superman is the biggest dick in the multiverse...

Spider-Man suffered a lot during 70's...

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Superman is the biggest dick in the multiverse...

yep. i found the one funny where he is snogging someone on Lois 's grave and the one where he burns down a guys house and then makes him pay supes to put it out! 😆

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Batman wants to be gay. 😛

hysterical

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
Spider-Man suffered a lot during 70's...

You all just missed this or something? I think it's pretty goddamn crazy. 😂

That to create a beautiful garden all you have to do is throw plants at the ground.

1. no matter how many insane @ssholes try to kill you, never try to kill them back or you'll be no better than they are

2. it is possible to adventure in the same exact city has gods, aliens, cyborgs, and genetically enhanced beings but be hated for being a mutant while they are loved and admired.

3. it is possible to be hardcore villain one minute, then a good guy the next, and have the general public seemingly forget about your past misdeeds.

4. it is possible to utter multiple thought bubble's worth of sentences while in mid air

5. once you discover you have powers the first thing you think of doing is helping ppl rather than being a pro athlete

6. if you're a scientist, or a fleeing villain your secret origin will always involve a lab accident or chemical spill

7. if you're a female your scanty outfit will awlays prove durable no matter what, and if it gets burned, or shredded it will always be in strategic locations

8. if you're a genius you'll always suffer from all sorts of inner torment, and sick of ppl depending on you for all the answers

9. if you're in the DC universe no matter what crimes you commit as a super villain if you're in gotham you'll end up in a minimun security mental health facility, while all other villains in other cities gotta do hard time in the pen( revamped alcatraz or strykers island)

10. if you're a hero and your girl knows your secret identity, it will turn out that she's bossy and spitfire, and will always be reckless cuz she knows you'll be there to rescue her.

11. lastly, if youre one of those anti-hero kind of heroes, where you dont take no slack, and you have a problem with established authority you always have to bang a few super chicks in the super hero community.

if youre like deadpool/slade/agent X/task master/elektra/Mystique no matter how many corporate buildings/ancient monasterys that houses some precious object/info you storm or security personnel/sentinels you kill while doing it no one will call the police and you'll get away with having killed dozens of ppl in one fell swoop

the coolest and most popular black heroes have to have the word black in their code name

Originally posted by manjaro
the coolest and most popular black heroes have to have the word black in their code name
hence "black robb" 😉

If I was a billionaire and had about a day of prep time.... I can do any freaking thing possible .....no matter how impossible it might seem.....Like i could kick supermans ass......several times...etc.....or even beat up god.....hell i would be god to some ppl (sorry that was a stab at the batman fanboys)

😆

adamantium can cut through anything......doesn't matter if your as weak as a new born baby or you don't have any leverage.... it can still pierce titanium or tanks and stuff

Originally posted by havok801125
adamantium can cut through anything......doesn't matter if your as weak as a new born baby or you don't have any leverage.... it can still pierce titanium or tanks and stuff

indeed yo wickedph

Step 1 to becoming a superhero - get a job in a newspaper with the name Daily in it

there's always some crazy lunatic who wants to destroy the planet/solar system/ universe he's in...thinking nothing of the fact that he will also die as well

Originally posted by havok801125
adamantium can cut through anything......doesn't matter if your as weak as a new born baby or you don't have any leverage.... it can still pierce titanium or tanks and stuff

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lol, wolvie is god!!