What comics have taught us

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
You know...wouldn't he become the Hulk then?

If a kid is about to be blown up by a gamma bomb,shoot him

more comic knowledge...

the future sucks

with great power,comes great responsibility;and with great responsibility,comes great sexual frustration

there is nothing wrong with grown men running around in tight colorful outfits

add Mr,-man,or Captain to your name

YOU.....DO.....NOT.....**** WITH BATMAN!

Originally posted by jinzin
YOU.....DO.....NOT.....**** WITH BATMAN!

Mostly white people get superpowers

Bulters can make great fathers

Cops never respond to anything,and when they do,it's to arrest you(Spiderman,specifically)

There is no "satan",just a magical demon who rules over a realm that holds the souls of the damned who he has bounded to it

No one finds it weird if a millionaire has no social life at all

Dont worry about being captured by your archnemesis because instead of killing you out right,he/she will but you in a possibly escapable situation for a long amount of time

If you have a lot of fans,you can beat anyone

Everything happens in New York (Marvel)

Forget steroids,take the super soldier serum

You have an evil/good alternate universe counterpart

You have a clone

No matter how powerful you are,regular guys will insist on fighting you

Dont worry about being captured by your archnemesis because instead of killing you out right,he/she will but you in a possibly escapable situation for a long amount of time

There are many parallel universes which your actions / inactions have directly effected.

Aliens exist and all of them want to destroy the Earth for some obscure reason.

Cards are accurate,deadly weapons

All asian people know karate

If you gain superpowers,chances are within a week another person will too and oppose you.

Originally posted by black robb
Cards are accurate,deadly weapons

All asian people know karate

Originally posted by black robb
If a kid is about to be blown up by a gamma bomb,let his ass die

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1. If you are an superhero, you will automatically get super-speed thinking, even if you don't have any powers at all:

"Oh no, Hulk's fist...about to hit me! If I only had more time to move...this is going to hurt so much."

Or:

"Oh my God...Ned is going to die...Green Goblin will reach him in seconds...if I only had more time to save him...now he will die..."

Uh, I don't know...how about actually moving, instead of thinking about it...

Or, "Only millisecond to react...must reverse the polarity of my enemy using the Laws of Newton..."

And somehow, if they have only millisecond to react...they can devise plans in that time.

2. NEVER try to know the secret identity of superhero. Chances are, if you know it, you will die in painful and tragic way on the ame day.

3. NEVER be close relative to an superhero or someone with superpowers...you will either die in the first 10 issues, be tortured for a month, or go in coma. If you are close relative to someone with superpowers, your tragic death may cause him to be superhero/villain, depending on the situation.

4. Highly trained police officers can fire an rainstorm of bullets towards an superhero and never hit him. Only higly trained assasins and supervillains have an change to hit an hero.

5. Don't fight Wolverine unless you are above herald level. He will win.

Originally posted by BENITO
Jubilee Doesn't

Kryptonite can be bought at your local store or found lying on the ground

Anybody can have sex with anything that resembles a human

If you move at lightspeed,you are still completely visible

No matter how powerful you are,you can still be thrown into a regular jail

Everyone dies,EVERYONE!

The flimsiest piece of fabric used as a mask will render you unrecognizable to your closest friends and family.

that girls are kick ass super heros.

Regardless of how many lives you save, the police will shoot at you without warning .............................. EVEN IF YOU'RE WHITE!

(apologies if that offfended anyone..... 😮 )

Women like mystery

Female superheroes get their powers by wearing as little as possible.

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Female superheroes get their powers by wearing as little as possible.

nuthin wrong with that and they always built up like super models

Cajun accents are annoying(just kidding i love Gambit)

Adding the word "super" any action makes it a superpower
http://www.superdickery.com/stupor/14.html
http://www.superdickery.com/stupor/12.html
http://www.superdickery.com/stupor/6.html

People with one eye can still be deadly mercenaries