What comics have taught us

Originally posted by Rewmac
Comics taught us there is no limitation of fantasy, that even adults can create universe which brings joy to millions of people all around the world. And some of us come together here to argue,discuss his/her favourite comic book,hero,villian or story. Even though we having fights it's because we feel good about a certain character which we love because of the a certain reason. Comics can travel you into a universe outside of reality...beyond dreams and yet we still reading them. I think there is a good reason for comics. These little books lived through genrations and even we are reading them....Keep up the Reading Boys and Girls...

cry bawling

Claws trump - Speed, Strength, Flight, Invulnerability, Webs, Capes, Cars, Guns, Nuclear Weapons, Fire and Death

Originally posted by Scoobless
Claws trump - Speed, Strength, Flight, Invulnerability, Webs, Capes, Cars, Guns, Nuclear Weapons, Fire and Death

😆

If your name is Wolverine, you can take on anybody. You can beat Galactus because you have claws and a healing factor.

You would actually do much better fighting 100 ninjas as opposed to fighting just one or two.

Originally posted by Scoobless
Claws trump - Speed, Strength, Flight, Invulnerability, Webs, Capes, Cars, Guns, Nuclear Weapons, Fire and Death

Originally posted by Scarecrow756
Comics have taught us the diffrence between right and wrong.

And that you can gratuitously beat people up as long as they are "Bad Guys" 😉

Originally posted by Black Rob
you forgot common sence and logic

Now to poke fun at Batman-- It takes less than two decades to learn every form of martial arts on the planet.

("There is no instant Karate. Learning is a lifelong process." --my Sensei, in regards to ONE martial art.)

Originally posted by Next Venom_girl
Lol. The words "Hey bub" work as a mystical incantation which cause all your opponents lose.

Greatest. Quote. Ever.

I'm putting it under my sig.

What I've learned from Comics is the fact that... Power = Responsibility, You don't have to have powers to be super. and if your boyfriend says you look hot in tights and spandex, you rock the spandex like Jimmy Hendrix. 🤘

Originally posted by Thunderstrike
Greatest. Quote. Ever.

I'm putting it under my sig.

Cool.
Ack! "To lose." Forgive the gramatical error. 😮

Feminists always wear the least amount of clothes

You should always make jokes when your life is on the line

All criminals explain their master plans,because they just KNOW you're not going to use it against them

A thin strip of cloth on the eyes makes you completely unrecognisable

Even junkies can be sidekicks

Minorities love to point out the fact that they are minorities in every concevable situation

Most supervillains have names that kinda foreshadows their evilness (Douchebagg Babyeater or something like that)

Everything's better with monkeys

At some point every guy whose ass you kicked will join together to kick your ass,but will fail for some idiotic reason

If your a superhero,your girl is going to be SEXY AS HELL!!! (Unless you're Aquaman,then you'll just get mermaids with fish vaginas)

All of your exploits have a cheesy moral to be learned

No one ever refers to a specific drug and they all have the same effect

Whenever henchmen catch you,they will take you to their boss instead of just blowing your head off

All bladed weapons just happen to miss often,no matter whose using them

Even if a guy stabbed your mom,beat up your best friend,and raped your dog,it would be immoral to kill them

Women always get captured,ALWAYS

The weakest or most idiotic member of your team will always be the one who has to save your ass eventually

All gangsters in the 60's rarely used guns,profanity,or even killed anybody

Originally posted by DigiMark007
This is a quote from someone on these forums, but I forget who...

"Lesson for the day: Never try to take down Thanos unless you have Adam Warlock and a crapload of power cosmic"

...sound advice for all of us.

-DM

Or small, furry, tree-dwelling rodents.

Originally posted by Black Rob

No one ever refers to a specific drug and they all have the same effect

indeed!

unless its Batman vs Ecstacy

Even Jack Kirby doesn't live forever.

If your name is Wolverine, the entire world can defeat you, but it "doesn't count"

Sheesh. I didn't hate Wolverine so much before I came to these forums.

If you work for the police and your partners keep getting injured, killed, kidnapped, or rendered comatose by your extracirricular activities, you are never seen as incompetant and you never get canned.

If your name is Slade, there will always be at least one overly annoying person that thinks you can beat everyone "with teh granedes and teh staff and teh sowrd made fo peromethimum."

If your superhero name starts with an animal....ppl will love you and ppl will run screaming...But the kids'll think you're the greatest.

Capes suck if you can fly. Especially if you're trying to save a jet plane...Ouch.

Just because you're going to die doesn't mean you can't make fun of the other guy for leaving his house in the costume he's wearing.