What comics have taught us

Cops hate it when you stop crime for them

Secretiveness and unreliability is very attractive to women

If someone puts a gun to your head,you only have about 5 minutes to figure out what to do

Brooding loners all have hearts of gold

It's way better to fight crimes with gadgets than to patent them and become a billionaire

Thinking speed increases 200% when you become a superhero

Your sexy enemy will eventually become your love interest

Clothing on private parts are indestructable

All strong feminists are vulnerable to bondage

If you are a genius,you can create anything despite lack of time,materials,or knowledge of what you're creating

Being a scientist means you are an expert on biology,chemistry,biochemistry,medicine,quantum physic,mathematics,aeronautics,geology,theology,psychology,cryogenics,zoology,cryptozoology,rocket science,brain surgery,and gynecology

Being an orphan is a great start to being a superhero

Men with elasticity powers never just become porn stars

All problems can be solved with violence

If you just admit you are a superhero,everyone laughs at you

Cops are 100% incompetent morons who can't learn put super-villains in prisons with more f****** security, even after that villain has just escaped and caused havoc for the umpteenth time.

Just because Nick Fury is big bad and in charge of half the freaking world doesn't mean you can't punch the holy cassaroles out of him.

-It is only a matter of time before your best friend is either kidnapped, killed, starts hating your alter-ego, or turned into a supervillain.

-Female mutants have to wear costumes so tight that they show off their ribs.

- After every adventure, things soon are brought back to normal. Despite the trauma or aftermath of having seen theft, property damage, riots, i.e. Carnage slaughtered in the streets, Doom annexing Poland, Apocalypse rising to power, or a recent repelling of Galactus. The general populous will soon forget that these events have ever occured, chalking it up to tabloid fabrications, and will find it strange to see that a) the hero exists and b) what do you mean so and so monster or villain exists too?

Comics universes opperate under a different set of physical laws then our own universe:
http://www.comicscommunity.com/boards/pop/?noframes;read=24019

All people in Japan have robot suits

When in midair,time is slowed down so you can fight,throw things,and say speeches within one leap

People will forget their amazing abilities or skills they have trained with all their life for the sake of plot.

If have an object made of adamantium,it can pierce through any object regardless of force,density,or leverage

I've learned that if your a comic book character you will never die or live happilly ever after. You will just continue on forever repeteing the same events.

Also you eventually you will be given a really crappy makover that will most probely include a mullet. 😛

The more angst ridden you are,the more people will like you

All black superheroes are pissed

All aliens know english and have the same concepts as we do

Robots are perfectly capable of emotion and having a personality

Having a healing factor means you are completely invulnerable and have millions of fanboys

If the entire world is to be destroyed,only one of the millions of heroes in the world could stop it

Superheroes do not fear the death of their sperm,seeing as how they wear ball-tight pants

Anybody could master every fighting style known to man in a couple years

Heroes compensate for small penises with humongous capes

If you don't look like a model you're probably going to be a bad guy

No matter how strong your powers are , you'll always get trumped by a bald guy in tacky coulers.

^ dont talk about Scoob like that! 😄 😛

Don't make me "trump" you Valenswine!

😛

aha, bring it on Screwball 😄 (im in a nostalgic mood, dont mess with me.. i will smack the PVC off of you)

If you like Pina Coladas
And getting caught in the rain
If you're not into yoga
If you have half a brain
If you'd like making love at midnight
In the dunes on the Cape
Then I'm the love that you've looked for
Write to me and escape

Hero's that can lifts 100's of tons cannot throw pipsqueeks even 5 miles when they are exerting themselves.

Originally posted by Soleran
Hero's that can lifts 100's of tons cannot throw pipsqueeks even 5 miles when they are exerting themselves.

Wind resistance plus gravity means that that makes sense

Iron Man sucks 😉

That Colossus is a cool dude, along with Gambit, and you can be classic just by havin' 3 claws on one hand, a healing factor, unbreakable bones and hairy face... 😄😄😄

Comic characters can live forever even when they die

metal skeletons with healing makes you nigh invincible!