What comics have taught us

-Money can do anything
-Nobody gets a power and just keeps that, they always either lose it or evolve into something greater
-If you're a freak of nature, look in another town (or sometimes even in the same one) and you'll find a thousand more that just so happen have the same type of problems you do
-Love takes forever to come to fruition, and when it does, either she will die or you'll be attacked somehow.
-People are ageless until you want them to age. People can live the span of 40 years in half of a decade, or smaller time frames.
-If you are a hero, you will only be villainless for a short time. Someone out there will turn into a villain and you'll always have to fight them.
-You need extreme patience, seeing as villains break out all the time, kill people and such, and you still are expected not to kill them.
-Nobody can use their full potential, and even when they do, later on they reveal that they didn't, because even later on down the line they'll upgrade and do worse, and the cycle continues.
-Everyone that is good turns bad at one point and redeems himself.
-Aliens exist, and so do gods, and God himself, and multiple universes, and ghosts, and devils, and...
-If you shoot something, or if something flips over, it will explode. Say you throw a baseball into a helicopter, if it would look cool exploding, it will.
-It isn't that hard to become immortal
-However, even if you die, you'll come back anyway.
-No matter what, there is always someone stronger than you, but you'll win all the time given enough time to fight them.
-Everyone has a weakness, even the people that are called indestructible
-If you have fast reflexes, they will do you no good if you have a supervillain, cause apparently you can run around the world several times in a minute, but if someone throws a boomerang at you, you'll get knocked out for sure.

I think that's enough lol

A more specific lesson... never eat jello while reading a Venom comic (especially if it's that pink nasty fruit cup jello)....

(You get the picture of what happened during my lunch break... 😘 )

Originally posted by DigiMark007
amount of hair....LOL Nice one black robb.

Superpowers don't give you the right to sport a mullet. Ever.

...Unless you're a badass supervillain...

http://www.silverbulletcomicbooks.com/features/images/ramos/ock.jpg
http://img526.imageshack.us/img526/134/sexymullet9sv.jpg

(Spiderman comics)
If you're last name is Stacy, you are marked for death.

You don't know what you think you know and your past you remember may be retconned out of existence once a new writer takes over.

Originally posted by Black Rob
Superman is a dick http://www.superdickery.com/dick/1.html

Cosign

http://www.superdickery.com/dick/14.html

Venom can have some amazing feats, but still get no respect. 🙁

Batman is really Michael Jackson!
http://www.superdickery.com/seduction/73.html

People apparently don't age at all over a space of 70 years.

When people die, they stay dead.

...until they come back new and improved.

What I've learned from comics..

#1: Quantamn physics doesn't apply. (Which annoys me, magick I can understand but COMEON!)

#2: You can brawl with a super hero by mistaking him for a villain just cause he happens to have powers or a cool outfit too, you can pretty much whipe your ass with the law, and you can skip your job, worry your loved ones, and pretty much not regard anybody's thoughts but your own, but killing people? That's going too far! (Despite how they rarely stay dead..)

#3: Enjoy hating your opponent while you can, it's only a matter of time before you're forced to team-up with him or her.

And #4: The Devil has no common sense, in any universe, he'd rather try to get Captain America to sell his soul, then push Wolverine over the edge with mindgames..

Everyone looks good in spandex.

Somehow, Women with symbiotes and teeth somehow look good.

The size of a superheroine's breasts is proportionate to how powerful she is

The more bullets shot at a hero,the less likely they are to hit

All foreign superheroes slip into their native tongue at some point in a sentence,tovarisch

Being able to talk to fish and wear a speedo makes you a superhero

All black superheroes have to have black in their name somewhere

Billionaire playboys would rather fight crime than have sex with supermodels and drink

Respect the pimp hand of Namor (That one's for you DarkCrawler)

Comics have taught us the diffrence between right and wrong.

That a mystical uru hammer can grant you the powers of a Thunder-God, but you can still get jobbed by a guy who wears his undies outside his pants.

Comics taught us there is no limitation of fantasy, that even adults can create universe which brings joy to millions of people all around the world. And some of us come together here to argue,discuss his/her favourite comic book,hero,villian or story. Even though we having fights it's because we feel good about a certain character which we love because of the a certain reason. Comics can travel you into a universe outside of reality...beyond dreams and yet we still reading them. I think there is a good reason for comics. These little books lived through genrations and even we are reading them....Keep up the Reading Boys and Girls...

Originally posted by Rewmac
Comics taught us there is no limitation of fantasy, that even adults can create universe which brings joy to millions of people all around the world. And some of us come together here to argue,discuss his/her favourite comic book,hero,villian or story. Even though we having fights it's because we feel good about a certain character which we love because of the a certain reason. Comics can travel you into a universe outside of reality...beyond dreams and yet we still reading them. I think there is a good reason for comics. These little books lived through genrations and even we are reading them....Keep up the Reading Boys and Girls...

They also make batman look like a pedophile 😆

Hey homes that was some emotional shit from the bottom of my heart...

😮 sorry

Uhm, they never really teach me anything.