Let Maynard hit on you HERE.

Started by Fionnuala15 pages

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Well, when you're ready to tell me all of your lustful fantasies involving other women, PM me....

*runs off to check his INBOX*

What about other men? 😛

*stays where she is* It's become so easy to get rid of you...🙄

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I'm not overly enthused about this... 😕

ok i shall just leave you then 🙁.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Well, when you're ready to tell me all of your lustful fantasies involving other women, PM me....

*runs off to check his INBOX*

done! 😱

though you might regret asking that on a public forum where any old prevert can respond... 😗

Originally posted by Fionnuala
What about other men? 😛

*stays where she is* It's become so easy to get rid of you...🙄

Um...you can tell them too if you want to..

😂 Well, apparently SOME PEOPLE *looks at Baylin* have no problem PMing me with their female fantasies... hysterical

Originally posted by Baylin
done! 😱

though you might regret asking that on a public forum where any old prevert can respond... 😗

Oh Gawd....what a PM.... 😆

I must admit though, that your fantasy is to BECOME a woman, took me a bit by surprise... 😉

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Um...you can tell them too if you want to..

😂 Well, apparently SOME PEOPLE *looks at Baylin* have no problem PMing me with their female fantasies... hysterical

Nah I'll pass..😛

Enjoy them 😉

😄 Man, this thread reminded me of a certain song. So here's a part of it. Kids, this is how Disco Moose gets booty 👆 :

Listen, now honey check it out ya got me mesmerized
With your black hair and your fat ass thighs
It's the way I hold it down to make my nature rise
You got me in the boutiques pickin' out your size
You make the push and I can't get it out my mind
It's that body I can't get it out my mind
Give it up ma, know it that your down to ride
Hit the dance floor and bounce your hide
You got to bounce with mine
And let me know when your down to slide
I tell Ad to swing around to ride
Let's show you how I grind
I make it splash like a thousand times
I'm like the stars fallin out the sky, Big Mos
Flaco make your waist get coast,
Make your green get smoke
Make your cat get stroke
Me and Pha make the track get dope
We stay settin' pace in the race now let's go

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Oh Gawd....what a PM.... 😆

I must admit though, that your fantasy is to BECOME a woman, took me a bit by surprise... 😉

After all this time of hitting on you and it took this for you to do the math... doh

oh well *nudges* how about showing me some horn mossey man...

Originally posted by HimoKun
Maynard, talk normally, no pick up lines. You don't even know how many times I've seen people walk up to a girl and say one of those, and right away, he's holding a side of his face, since she b!tch slapped him.
that's gonna leave a mark

Originally posted by Wickerman
😄 Man, this thread reminded me of a certain song. So here's a part of it. Kids, this is how Disco Moose gets booty 👆 :

[b]Listen, now honey check it out ya got me mesmerized
With your black hair and your fat ass thighs
It's the way I hold it down to make my nature rise
You got me in the boutiques pickin' out your size
You make the push and I can't get it out my mind
It's that body I can't get it out my mind
Give it up ma, know it that your down to ride
Hit the dance floor and bounce your hide
You got to bounce with mine
And let me know when your down to slide
I tell Ad to swing around to ride
Let's show you how I grind
I make it splash like a thousand times
I'm like the stars fallin out the sky, Big Mos
Flaco make your waist get coast,
Make your green get smoke
Make your cat get stroke
Me and Pha make the track get dope
We stay settin' pace in the race now let's go

~wickerman~ [/B]

🤣 😆 😂
I'm stunned....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
🤣 😆 😂
I'm stunned....

😄 works for me 👆 👆 (course, it'd work better if i had some bling blings 🙁 )

~wickerman~


Disco Moose wrote on 07-08-2005 03:14 PM:
Yes, right...*jumps in his arms* Kiss me you silly panda! 😉 😂

Um scot love... you asked for my fantasies I didnt ask for yours back... 🙄

😬.

Originally posted by Baylin
Um scot love... you asked for my fantasies I didnt ask for yours back... 🙄

😂 Sorry, got carried away... 😮

Originally posted by Disco Moose
😂 Sorry, got carried away... 😮

aww it ok! hug

(anytime you.. er.. um.. wanna try that...)

oh look a donkey with twigs stuck to its head 😕

Originally posted by Korri
oh look a donkey with twigs stuck to its head 😕

WHERE? That would be funny 😂

*truth suddenly dawning on me*

HEY! 😠

its ok you just need to tape down your ears.

Originally posted by Korri
its ok you just need to tape down your ears.

What?! For what reason?

first time i read the name of this thread i thought it said Let Maynard hit you here.

doh