Let Maynard hit on you HERE.

Started by Baylin15 pages
Originally posted by Disco Moose
*sigh* As hard as it may be for you to understand...there is a reason. It's in the boy's BLOOD. His...father....was a ladyboy....and so shall he be...

well if his father was a ladyboy that explains everything! 🙄

Originally posted by Korri
yeah, tough shit.

Its a cruel world out there.

Ok, let me get this straight...you want me to eat your pussy?

Originally posted by Baylin
but that was the best bit of the course, what was it you said on the course feedback form...

That's it, thats what you said!

Yes.....well....I was....drunk.... 😕

Originally posted by Baylin
well if his father was a ladyboy that explains everything! 🙄

Alex Alex Alex...you silly little bloke....*takes out a white glove from his back pocket and slaps Alex with it*

No one ever TOLD you what happened to Maynard's father....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Alex Alex Alex...you silly little bloke....*takes out a white glove from his back pocket and slaps Alex with it*

No one ever TOLD you what happened to Maynard's father....

um yah they did!

originally posted by Canadian Moose sometime in the long distant past when everything was still in black and white
Alex I have a confession, I know I cant trust you any further than I can toss you but I must give this burden to you...

I am a Ladyboy and I'm Maynards father!

Of course I was very shocked about this at the time... but well... the world has a right to know these things!

Originally posted by Baylin
um yah they did!

Of course I was very shocked about this at the time... but well... the world has a right to know these things!

😂

No Alex, I am your mother...

Oh wait...hold up....

What I meant to say was....I was sparing you from the truth then....

*dramatic pause - Imperial March begins to play*

Baylin, YOU are Maynard's father....

*Imperial March switchs to George Michael's "Father Figure"*

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Ok, let me get this straight...you want me to eat your pussy?

In the correct context yes.

Originally posted by Korri
In the correct context yes.

Aww...Lou, don't take all the fun out of things, please? 🙁

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Aww...Lou, don't take all the fun out of things, please? 🙁

oh right sorry flirt1

Originally posted by Korri
oh right sorry flirt1

😂 Much better....

now, about that cat.... 😖hifty:

Yesssss? flirt1

where is the young apprentice?

*waits to be wooed*

Originally posted by Korri
Yesssss? flirt1

Hmmm...."yesssss"...we'll be hearing more of that very soon... 😖hifty:

Originally posted by shellie
where is the young apprentice?

*waits to be wooed*

*shrugs* Last I saw, he was waxing his legs...

icon5 you minx!

Originally posted by Korri
icon5 you minx!

That's MY line darling heart...

And...Lou...come on..you know it's true... 😎

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Alex, your are his mother...

Oh wait...hold up....

What I meant to say was....I was sparing you from the truth then....

*dramatic pause - Imperial March begins to play*

Baylin, I AM Maynard's father....

*Imperial March switchs to George Michael's "Father Figure"*

I'm his mother? Sparing me from the truth?

9 months of the worst constipation in history I finally have the almightiest dump ever only for you to run away with what I thought was a turd when really it was my son Maynard... crycrybaby

Originally posted by shellie
where is the young apprentice?

*waits to be wooed*

hey shellieeeee.... flirt1

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*shrugs* Last I saw, he was waxing his legs...
guess he doesnt know he shouldnt keep a lady waiting to long ...pity 😬

He ish not here..read his weekend thread ✅

Originally posted by Baylin
hey shellieeeee.... flirt1
hey you eyes