Originally posted by Disco Moose
Alex Alex Alex...you silly little bloke....*takes out a white glove from his back pocket and slaps Alex with it*No one ever TOLD you what happened to Maynard's father....
um yah they did!
originally posted by Canadian Moose sometime in the long distant past when everything was still in black and white
Alex I have a confession, I know I cant trust you any further than I can toss you but I must give this burden to you...I am a Ladyboy and I'm Maynards father!
Of course I was very shocked about this at the time... but well... the world has a right to know these things!
Originally posted by Baylin
um yah they did!Of course I was very shocked about this at the time... but well... the world has a right to know these things!
😂
No Alex, I am your mother...
Oh wait...hold up....
What I meant to say was....I was sparing you from the truth then....
*dramatic pause - Imperial March begins to play*
Baylin, YOU are Maynard's father....
*Imperial March switchs to George Michael's "Father Figure"*
Originally posted by Disco Moose
Alex, your are his mother...Oh wait...hold up....
What I meant to say was....I was sparing you from the truth then....
*dramatic pause - Imperial March begins to play*
Baylin, I AM Maynard's father....
*Imperial March switchs to George Michael's "Father Figure"*
I'm his mother? Sparing me from the truth?
9 months of the worst constipation in history I finally have the almightiest dump ever only for you to run away with what I thought was a turd when really it was my son Maynard... crycrybaby
Originally posted by shellie
where is the young apprentice?*waits to be wooed*
hey shellieeeee.... flirt1