Let Maynard hit on you HERE.

Started by Korri15 pages

Originally posted by Disco Moose
That's MY line darling heart...

And...Lou...come on..you [B]know it's true... 😎 [/B]

that you are a minx? flirt1

i knew it all along.

Originally posted by Baylin
I'm his mother? Sparing me from the truth?

9 months of the worst constipation in history I finally have the almightiest dump ever only for you to run away with what I thought was a turd when really it was my son Maynard... crycrybaby

hey shellieeeee.... flirt1

STOP twisting my words around! 😠

You want the truth?! You're his cousin twice removed on his father's side. Your name is Sandy, though we're not sure if that is the Scottish shortened name or as in Sandy from "Grease". Suffice to say, that WAS a turd, and I am completely embarrassed that I took it.

THAT having been said, you were the closest thing to a father he ever had...so we, and I mean his REAL father and I, decided to tell both he and you that someday. Now it's backfired.

His real father is among us even now.....

*moves his eyes across everyone...coming to rest on................*

Originally posted by Fionnuala
He ish not here..read his weekend thread ✅

Oh great! 🙄

My apprentice is not here.

Well, I'll just have to turn someone else into a woman hungry stud today.

Hmmm...

Ash, how about you? 😉

Originally posted by Korri
that you are a minx? flirt1

i knew it all along.

🙄 Yes, that I'm a minx...AND that I have nice antlers....AND that you want to wrap me up in cellophane and do unspeakable things to me... 😛

oh no how did you know i planned to put you in the oven? cry

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*sigh* As hard as it may be for you to understand...there is a reason. It's in the boy's BLOOD. His...father....was a ladies man....and so shall he be...

So his father was pimp, while he can't even hit on a girl right. That just shows that his father wasn't around much.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Oh great! 🙄

My apprentice is not here.

Well, I'll just have to turn someone else into a woman hungry stud today.

Hmmm...

Ash, how about you? 😉

I'm always a woman hungry stud, darling...😉

Originally posted by Korri
oh no how did you know i planned to put you in the oven? cry

I....didn't.... 😱

oh wlel you do now droolio

Originally posted by HimoKun
So his father was pimp, while he can't even hit on a girl right. That just shows that his father wasn't around much.

No...you've got it all wrong...

You see....when Maynard was very young....well, when he was born, he had both male and female genitalia. Not uncommon, nonetheless, freakish.

He was designated for gender reassignment...or rather, gender identification then reassignment. He would live life as a boy, but, in reality, that MAY have been a mistake. You see, his father had the same problem when SHE was born....

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I'm always a woman hungry stud, darling...😉

YAY!!!! It's working! My constant hammering into your head that you should go for chicks as well is working!!! clap

Originally posted by Korri
oh wlel you do now droolio

You're going to cook me in cellophane? cry

all night long baby flirt1

Originally posted by Disco Moose
YAY!!!! It's working! My constant hammering into your head that you should go for chicks as well is working!!! clap
Variety is the spice of life after all...winkiss

Originally posted by Korri
all night long baby flirt1

I'm not overly enthused about this... 😕

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Variety is the spice of life after all...winkiss

😂 Bullshitter!

It's given me loads to think about later on though... droolio

Originally posted by Disco Moose
No...you've got it all wrong...

You see....when Maynard was very young....well, when he was born, he had both male and female genitalia. Not uncommon, nonetheless, freakish.

He was designated for gender reassignment...or rather, gender identification then reassignment. He would live life as a boy, but, in reality, that MAY have been a mistake. You see, his father had the same problem when SHE was born....

Either stop taking those pills or pass them around so we can all join your little surreal world.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
😂 Bullshitter!

It's given me loads to think about later on though... droolio

I never bull shit....I just bend the truth a tiny bit...

Maybe I'll join you in your thoughts at some point droolio 😛

Originally posted by Baylin
Either stop taking those pills or pass them around so we can all join your little surreal world.

Hmmm....

*passes them around*

Ya get a better effect if you take them with Gin....

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I never bull shit....I just bend the truth a tiny bit...

Maybe I'll join you in your thoughts at some point droolio 😛

Well, when you're ready to tell me all of your lustful fantasies involving other women, PM me....

*runs off to check his INBOX*