Originally posted by Baylin
I'm his mother? Sparing me from the truth?9 months of the worst constipation in history I finally have the almightiest dump ever only for you to run away with what I thought was a turd when really it was my son Maynard... crycrybaby
hey shellieeeee.... flirt1
STOP twisting my words around! 😠
You want the truth?! You're his cousin twice removed on his father's side. Your name is Sandy, though we're not sure if that is the Scottish shortened name or as in Sandy from "Grease". Suffice to say, that WAS a turd, and I am completely embarrassed that I took it.
THAT having been said, you were the closest thing to a father he ever had...so we, and I mean his REAL father and I, decided to tell both he and you that someday. Now it's backfired.
His real father is among us even now.....
*moves his eyes across everyone...coming to rest on................*
Originally posted by Disco Moose
*sigh* As hard as it may be for you to understand...there is a reason. It's in the boy's BLOOD. His...father....was a ladies man....and so shall he be...
So his father was pimp, while he can't even hit on a girl right. That just shows that his father wasn't around much.
Originally posted by HimoKun
So his father was pimp, while he can't even hit on a girl right. That just shows that his father wasn't around much.
No...you've got it all wrong...
You see....when Maynard was very young....well, when he was born, he had both male and female genitalia. Not uncommon, nonetheless, freakish.
He was designated for gender reassignment...or rather, gender identification then reassignment. He would live life as a boy, but, in reality, that MAY have been a mistake. You see, his father had the same problem when SHE was born....
Originally posted by Disco Moose
No...you've got it all wrong...You see....when Maynard was very young....well, when he was born, he had both male and female genitalia. Not uncommon, nonetheless, freakish.
He was designated for gender reassignment...or rather, gender identification then reassignment. He would live life as a boy, but, in reality, that MAY have been a mistake. You see, his father had the same problem when SHE was born....
Either stop taking those pills or pass them around so we can all join your little surreal world.