Dr. Manhattan vs Silver Surfer.

X says:
i like reading a comic every now and then. know some characters reasonably well. and post here and there for shits and gigles.

but now that i know i can go pro... screw research
X says:
find me some sponsors, get into some intensive training, hire a finger masseuse to prevent carpel tunnel from striking me down in my prime
X says:
and peak at the world championships to have my name bathed in eternal glory
X says:
... of internet debating... yep there's a life plan indeed

<3

X is my besterest friend.

Originally posted by KK the Great
That Michael Myers video comes readily to mind.

Your intention was to demonstrate that Michael Myers has been shot in the torso without his arm falling off, thus "proving" that he would be immune to dismemberment via Hanzo sword.

He actually said that?

I'm not averse to being sarcastic or cruel... that's like my raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens... but that word pretty much sums it up...

Originally posted by KK the Great
That Michael Myers video comes readily to mind.

Your intention was to demonstrate that Michael Myers has been shot in the torso without his arm falling off, thus "proving" that he would be immune to dismemberment via Hanzo sword.

That argument is absurd on the face of it, since arms don't tend to fall off as an effect of being shot in the torso, but your argument became even more of a farce with the addition of the video you posted.

You see, in the video, it can be clearly seen that the first gunshot went into Michael's chest and straight out through his back. It tore through his entire torso. This made your argument--that Michael's durability would be too much for the Bride to cut--even weaker than it was before you posted the video.

To be perfectly clear: In your attempt to demonstrate Michael's durability, you provided a video of a gunshot going completely through his torso.

While I applaud your Title, I am saddened by you posts...Unless we can some how manage to turn debating on a forum into a profession, then how will we know when you retire from your commendable career?

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
I'm not averse to being sarcastic or cruel... that's like my raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens... but that word pretty much sums it up...

One day, I hope to look back on my decade of comicz debating, and realize how accomplished I am.

Originally posted by Boy Blue
To be fair, he had a decade of experience to put together.

One day, I hope to look back on my decade of comicz debating, and realize how accomplished I am.

Smurph, you need to start wearing very masculine avi's and or sigs, IE He-Man stuff and stuff. It'd match your debating persona.

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
Smurph, you need to start wearing very masculine avi's and or sigs, IE He-Man stuff and stuff. It'd match your debating persona.

You should go for something a little more like your debating persona.

Go for Rhino or Flatman.

Originally posted by Boy Blue
When I lose that last drop of self respect, I'll rename myself He-Smurph, and I'll let you know.

You should go for something a little more like your debating persona.

Go for Rhino or Flatman.

I was thinking of something a little more non-existant...like your Social Life....O SNAPZ, SHOTZ FIRED, THAT'S HOW I ROLLZ, B.ITCH, THAT IS HOW IZ ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
I was thinking of something a little more non-existant...like your Social Life....O SNAPZ, SHOTZ FIRED, THAT'S HOW I ROLLZ, B.ITCH, THAT IS HOW IZ ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!

Originally posted by Boy Blue
If you name yourself "Smurph's Social Life", and then leave KMC, I'll heart you for ever.

People would assume much cryoh

Originally posted by Dr Hackenbush
Jesus Christ...Imagine typing this up....I'm not even going to be sarcastic or cruel...this is just....pathetic ermm

Originally posted by KK the Great
In the interest of saving myself some typing, I'll just quote a chap from another board:

Our hero has returned. The village is saved.

Originally posted by KK the Great
The very first line in my post:

Good show, sport. Really pointed jab.

I said "imagine typing that"

I never said you did, if you would just go on to my next post... Nice job, "sport"(i find it funny you said sport, since you referenced Phelps.) Way to use context...

😐

Originally posted by xmarksthespot
Our hero has returned. The village is saved.

Yeah, I get it. You guys have managed to turn my innately superior intellect into a rallying point in celebration of your own mediocrity.

Originally posted by KK the Great
Yeah, I get it. You guys have managed to turn my innately superior intellect into a rallying point in celebration of your own mediocrity.

That's good. Fall back on that in the future when you get turned down for a job or a credit card.

Originally posted by KK the Great
Yeah, I get it. You guys have managed to turn my innately superior intellect into a rallying point in celebration of your own mediocrity.

All tremble before you.

Here:

So you can treasure the memories and show your grandkids what you did in your hayday.

Originally posted by Knowsbleed33
That's good. Fall back on that in the future when you get turned down for a job or a credit card.

he's got 14 gold medals, a silver and a bronze, He could spare any of those if he has too. The man's set, would you expect anything less from someone intellectually superior to all of us?

I heard he once debated his way into Scarlet Johanssens panties.

Lulz at his 'ascended' debating skills.

Member bashing FTW.