stupidest pick up lines

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Originally posted by black robb
What the hell is going on here?
tthey tryin to kill me!!

The best pickup line ever...

I love your Jessica Alba sig!

Originally posted by black robb
The best pickup line ever...

I love your Jessica Alba sig!

great!!only thing is tht is no pick up line!!thx by the way!!

Whats the dumbest pick up line??

Come on Everyone has heard of really dumb ones......Especially you girls..
Whos got a really dumb one??? 😆

"I want to have sex with you."

was your dad a chef? cuz you got nice buns

Originally posted by H. S. 6
"I want to have sex with you."

lol

Originally posted by H. S. 6
"I want to have sex with you."

😆

Nice shoes..............wanna F**K

If you were a squirrel could you hold my nuts

"Are you an angel because I have an erection." (what the **** is up with Robot Chicken and that quote in their commercial?)

I can never get girls in real life.

Originally posted by $noopbert
I can never get girls in real life.

Or:

"I can never get girls in real life, so that's why I'm talking to you."

😛

Here's the best one ever.

"**** me, I'm not K. Diddy" chicks'll be all over you if you say that. The be all up ons.

You guys are good!!!

" I Don't Know how to use the Search Button"

Do you have any overdue Library books? Because you have fine written all over you.

I lost my number...can I have yours?

Originally posted by Alley
I lost my number...can I have yours?

Or... I lost my number care to ****?

😂

Originally posted by H. S. 6
Or:

"I can never get girls in real life, so that's why I'm talking to you."

😛

😂