stupidest pick up lines

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
😂

You: Hey baby, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Her/Him: No, how much does a polar bear weigh?
You: Enough to break the ice. Hi I'm ________ <Insert name

That's how you tell it. This is how I would do it:

Me: Hey baby, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
Her: No.
Me: Oh.
*Long awkward pause*
Me: That's enough beer for me. I'm going home.

^I wonder if that one would actually work...

Originally posted by Alley
^I wonder if that one would actually work...

Your one!

Here's one my brother uses all the time and it works:

Hi! My name is Joel.

Woof!

Yeah. and that works for him because he's just that good looking. Yet, he doesn't date. Go fig.

Girl, you must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night.

A guy to a girl: Come here, sit on my face.

Originally posted by Psyquis52
Here's one my brother uses all the time and it works:

Hi! My name is Joel.

Woof!

Yeah. and that works for him because he's just that good looking. Yet, he doesn't date. Go fig.

WOW.......Ouch 😄

There's a party in your pants and I'm a V.I.P.

You: Do you have 50 cents I can borrow? I need to call my mother and tell her I've met the man/woman of my dreams.

Me: Do you have 50 cents I can borrow? Thanks.

"Bond, James Bond"

Nice.

"I have only three months to live. .."

Originally posted by Alley
There's a party in your pants and I'm a V.I.P.

Me: There's a party in your pants and....

I'm not invited am I?

Your daddy must play the trumpet, because he sure made me horny!

That is so ****ed up!

I'm good at math. U+I=69

"Do I know you?" after the guy has asked your friend IN FRONT OF YOU the same damn thing.

*Walk up to girl/boy and check tag on back of shirt*
You: Yep. Just as I thought. Made in Heaven.

*Drop sugar packet (like you use in tea) next to person you're hitting on*
You: Excuse me. You dropped your name tag.

Ok ok ok ok
A not so cheesy one

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.