stupidest pick up lines

Originally posted by NINJ4_BL4D3
Ok ok ok ok
A not so cheesy one

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

Me: If stars would fall evertime I would think on you....my head is very empty.

Dammit!

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that its a really big river, and the bunny on this side (doesn't matter) really needs to get to the other side. Ask how S/he does it. Give cute little answers as to why the bunny can't cross the river (i.e., ...bunny jump in river, bunny goes *glubglubglub*.) When the person finally asks how the bunny is supposed to get across, give them the cute puppy eyes and say "I don't know, I just wanted to hold your hand."

Originally posted by H. S. 6
"I want to have sex with you."

Were do you come up with these?

I Have many friends who are............well pretty boys that think up these dumb lines just for kicks when we're to drunk to move

"I'd look good in your pants"

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Like this dumb one

"Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass."

OMG! My brother said that to someone before!

"Do you have a boyfriend? [No] Want one? [Yes] Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me."

Nice shoes, wanna ****?

"Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy."

You gave me a boner....

"Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?" herbhat2

Originally posted by The Phantom
"Are you an angel because I have an erection." (what the **** is up with Robot Chicken and that quote in their commercial?)

thats a beautiful skit, i love when someone tries hard to be suave and puts their mouth in it, much like i do. never like that though

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

heard that one already....

Do you work for UPS / ParcelForce? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

Where mah bitches?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but I could swear you were Julia Roberts.

"I lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?"

If I pet you, would you follow me home?