stupidest pick up lines

Started by SimpleSeduction21 pages

You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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"I'll pay you £50 to have sex with me.."

Originally posted by Filth
"I'll pay you £50 to have sex with me.."

Bitchslapped.

Originally posted by Filth
I found it highly amusing.
really?

Got milk?

Originally posted by black robb
Got milk?

eer

Originally posted by snehin
really?

What can I say, I'm just a bastard but at least I admit it.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Bitchslapped.
i agree!!

Originally posted by black robb
Got milk?
holy shit u dead u askin a chick tht?

Originally posted by Filth
What can I say, I'm just a bastard but at least I admit it.
WTF i dont use tht i heard it!!

I guess i'm a pirate,cuz i gotta get that bootie!

Originally posted by snehin
holy shit u dead u askin a chick tht?
i dont really use these

I...dont wanna know your name...but I... do wanna know your privet number baby...

Originally posted by Filth
I...dont wanna know your name...but I... do wanna know your privet number baby...

BOOOO

Originally posted by Filth
I...dont wanna know your name...but I... do wanna know your privet number baby...
ok!i agree tht is shit!!

"Another drink for the lady?"

Originally posted by Filth
I...dont wanna know your name...but I... do wanna know your privet number baby...
...nice try!thumbsup

Originally posted by Filth
"Another drink for the lady?"

That's not a bad one.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
That's not a bad one.

Oh but its tendencies are malice, making the woman drunk..?