stupidest pick up lines

Started by CURIOUS2221 pages

"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."

Yeah, that is pretty casual. I liike it.

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package."
ull get a frikkin slap!!or worse it might work!!

Would you like to dance or should I go f**k my self again?

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
"I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you."
tht is not stupid!

"So what haven't you been told tonight?"

If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
"So what haven't you been told tonight?"

That's a little pressing, but okay.

Originally posted by Filth
Would you like to dance or should I go f**k my self again?
tht is the worst one ever!!i over trough the previous winner u are the prize!!
oo here is one u the icing on my cake so wanna f*ck now r wat!!

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island

nice 😉

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
"You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy."
i actually used that on a jamaican chick...

Originally posted by black robb
i actually used that on a jamaican chick...

You idiot!!!!!!!

Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

Originally posted by CURIOUS22
"So what haven't you been told tonight?"
ok not to the point but its ok!
Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
If you ever need a vacation, my body is your pleasure island
tht isn't stupid!!

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
You idiot!!!!!!!
i concur!
Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
ok tht is gettin u death for sure!!

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
nice

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
You idiot!!!!!!!
sadwalk

Originally posted by black robb
i actually used that on a jamaican chick...
and im guessing u got a broken rib or two!!

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
Want to come see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was strange. 😐

I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. 😛