stupidest pick up lines

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. 😛

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples. 😛

Originally posted by snehin
and im guessing u got a broken rib or two!!

I got this one at the airport the other day:

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I got this one at the airport the other day:

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

Okay, that is guaranteed bitchslap.

Originally posted by black robb
yeah crutch

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
You'd just get "No, I do not have a peirced nipple. Now go away."

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I got this one at the airport the other day:

Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?

I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

Originally posted by black robb
But then he could say"That's not the only pierced things i'm looking for..."

Originally posted by snehin
tht is the worst one ever!!i over trough the previous winner u are the prize!!
oo here is one u the icing on my cake so wanna f*ck now r wat!!

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You look like a dog person,wanna bone?

Originally posted by Filth
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Originally posted by black robb
You look like a dog person,wanna bone?

Originally posted by snehin
wat tht not funny!!

I found it highly amusing.

How about "hey, wanna f**k?"

Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way, right away

Are you a lumberjack? Cuz i got some wood for ya!

I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

Originally posted by SimpleSeduction
I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.