Things SW characters will NEVER say...

Originally posted by Djnannadaddy
Yoda: "Teaching Padawans"...........the code to being a jedi

HAHA! 😆

Mace and company enter the Chancelors office. . .

Windu; You are under arrest Emperor errr um. . .Chancelor

Palpatine; Ooohhhh. . .big man with the cheap background Jedi.

Tiin; Fuhck this sh!t!!!!

Tiin then uses the force to electrocute Palpatine. . .

Tiin; Power!!!! I have new found power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mace: In the name of the Galactic Senate of the Republic, I am placing you under arrest Chancellor.

Palps: Are you black or white Master Jedi?

Mace: (considers) Huh. What do ya know.

Mace Windu; You are under arrest Chancelor.

Palpatine; Oh sh!t! She said she was 18 years old ,I swear!

lmao!

I have the picture for that, sadly, at home.

Post it. I'd like to see that. . .

Vader / Anakin: "Hell...I crashed that ship. I know I'm a sucky pilot."

Originally posted by General Makashi
Mace Windu; You are under arrest Chancelor.

Palpatine; Oh sh!t! She said she was 18 years old ,I swear!

yoda: join the dark side, you must

Obi-wan: #@$%#@$% Anakin! why don't you drive carefully! (Anakin almost bumped obi-wan's fighter)
Anakin: Mind your own business@#@@$#@@!

Han: I love you!
Leia: I don't care! ( getting a blaster and killing him)

Palpatine: Anakin, i'm having an affair with padme.
Anakin: REally!!! OH @@$@$$#%#$%^$%! (he kills him)

Yoda: hide this Twi'lek playboy magazine I must!

Palpatine: Execute order 66!
COdy: Do IT yourself! i'm tired of being your hand!!!

Mace: Luke, i'm your father...

LAME!!!!!!!!!!!

HEHEHE... i'm rreally bored... 💃 😮‍💨 💃 💃 💃

Originally posted by JaehSkywalker
LAME!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Nai Fohl
Vader / Anakin: "Hell...I crashed that ship. I know I'm a sucky pilot."

Grievous; General Kenobi?! *chough* There aren't any drugs here! *cough*

10 Lines Uttered By Yoda When Making Love

must be read in Yodas voice

10:- Ah Yodas little Friend you seek.
9:- Mmm put a shield on my sabre i must.
8:- Feel the force.
7:- Foreplay, Cuddling, A Jedi craves not these things.
6:- Down here I am. Get a ladder I must.
5:- Do me or do me not. There is no try!
4:- Early must i rise. Leave now you must
3:- Happens to every man sometimes this does.
2:- ow ow Ow gripping my ears too tight you are.
1:- Who's your Jedi Master? Who's your Jedi master

"U know what? F*** the universe! Im tired of saving it all the time. Damn, give me a f***ing break muthaf***ers!"

-Luke Skywalker
~Line from Diary of a Mad Jedi Knight 😂

Originally posted by Darth JLRTENJAC
10 Lines Uttered By Yoda When Making Love

must be read in Yodas voice

10:- Ah Yodas little Friend you seek.
9:- Mmm put a shield on my sabre i must.
8:- Feel the force.
7:- Foreplay, Cuddling, A Jedi craves not these things.
6:- Down here I am. Get a ladder I must.
5:- Do me or do me not. There is no try!
4:- Early must i rise. Leave now you must
3:- Happens to every man sometimes this does.
2:- ow ow Ow gripping my ears too tight you are.
1:- Who's your Jedi Master? Who's your Jedi master

🤨 🤨 😂 😂

Originally posted by snake_eyes616
"U know what? F*** the universe! Im tired of saving it all the time. Damn, give me a f***ing break muthaf***ers!"

-Luke Skywalker
~Line from Diary of a Mad Jedi Knight 😂

😱 😆 😱 😆

aNG cORnY Nyo Ah!!

yOu UNdERsTAnD thAt?

loOK IT UP IN A fIlIPiNO diCtIoNaRy!!

yOU kNOw YoU'rE SuCh A bUnCH oF *TOOOOOOT*

sUcKeRs!!

Dude, you are f*cked in the head.

OMG

Anakin: Here master, you drive!

Obi-Wan: When's your birthday Luke?
Luke: May the fourth.
Obi-Wan: May the fourth be with you.

Leia: I love you.
Han: What's for dinner tonight?