Things SW characters will NEVER say...

Started by Darth JLRTENJAC22 pages

Luke: I slept with my sister last night.

Originally posted by Darth JLRTENJAC
Luke: I slept with my sister last night.

Han: Me too

mace: so you're getting married ob-wan?

obi: yep

yoda: stag do, there must be, strippers, you must have

mace: indeed, perahps shaak ti will do the honours

obi: no way...she's a brute...and i'm not into stripey nipples anyway...and i'll tell you another thing...that Even Piell isn't invited....those lugs always put the chicks off

mace and yoda: hahaha...true...true..

"Hurry! Pee soon I Must!"

Vader and Luke in the Garbage shute on Bespin, Luke has no hand.

Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your Bran Muffin.
Luke: He told be enough, he told me YOU ate him.
Vader: No, I am your Bran Muffin.
Luke: That's not true..........that's delicious!
Vader: Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true.
Luke: (admist drooling) NOOOOOO!
Vader: Eat me out, and we can rule the Galaxy has Muffin and Luke!
-Luke looks longlingly at Vader.-
Vader: It is the only way to save your cupcakes.

Darth Vader: Here, Just let me change the bulb in my Lightsaber then I can kill you.

(Mace corners Palpatine)
Mace: You are under arrest, my nigga.

*Luke falls down the ventilation shaft in ESB*

Vader: Dammit Luke I wanted your balls!

The force cannot be with you....

Luke: I can't join the dark side of the force, I'm afraid of the dark....

Luke talks to Leia on Endor.

Luke: I must face him.
Leia: Why?
Luke: He's my father.
Leia: Your father?
Luke: There's more, it won't be easy for you to hear, but you must.
Leia: What is it?
Luke: Your his mother.
Leia: What? How could I be his mother, he's older than me.
Luke: I don't know, but I'm his son and your his mother.
(Han walks out)
Luke: Daddy!
Han: Sonnyboy!
Leia: Like some cookies, dearies?

Hmm, this thread's older than I thought.

Originally posted by ShadowKing

Anakin: What's the Jedi's name on Kashyyk?
Obi-Wan: What's on Hoth.
Anakin: I'm not asking who's on Hoth.
Obi-Wan: Who's on Coruscant.
Anakin: I don't know!
Obi-Wan: He's on Bespin.

Ta-Da!

Funny STuff!!!

tres cool thread. 🤺

Palpatine: Am I being threatened Samuel L. MOTHER****IN Jackson?

Mace Windu: As an afro-galactic jedi you have offended me deeply, mister president.. You wanting to kill me is a hate crime!
(my personal futile attempt to be funny!)

Yoda: "Teaching Padawans"...........the code to being a jedi

funny pic... that would have been yoda if there wasnt a war and he had retired

Originally posted by El_NINO
funny pic... that would have been yoda if there wasnt a war and he had retired

I personally think Yoda just went to Dagobah because there was good ganja there, notice how insane he was on that planet? Riding piggie back on Luke Skywalker and such.. omg_smilie

How about

Han: "Well Chewie, looks like we can cancel the insurance policy, the Falcon hasn't broken for ages."

Luke: "Nice ship Han."

Vader: "Let me take you for a beer Obi-Wan my old pal."

Palpatine: Every single Jedi, including your friend Obi wan Kenobi is now an enemy of the republic. DO WHAT MUST BE DONE! DO NOT HESITATE CLEAN THE THEATER!

Anakin: Yes Mas... Wait a second... what does that have to do with killing the Jedi?

Palpatine: CLEAN THE THEATER DAMNIT!