mace: so you're getting married ob-wan?
obi: yep
yoda: stag do, there must be, strippers, you must have
mace: indeed, perahps shaak ti will do the honours
obi: no way...she's a brute...and i'm not into stripey nipples anyway...and i'll tell you another thing...that Even Piell isn't invited....those lugs always put the chicks off
mace and yoda: hahaha...true...true..
Vader and Luke in the Garbage shute on Bespin, Luke has no hand.
Vader: Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your Bran Muffin.
Luke: He told be enough, he told me YOU ate him.
Vader: No, I am your Bran Muffin.
Luke: That's not true..........that's delicious!
Vader: Search your feelings, you KNOW it to be true.
Luke: (admist drooling) NOOOOOO!
Vader: Eat me out, and we can rule the Galaxy has Muffin and Luke!
-Luke looks longlingly at Vader.-
Vader: It is the only way to save your cupcakes.
Luke talks to Leia on Endor.
Luke: I must face him.
Leia: Why?
Luke: He's my father.
Leia: Your father?
Luke: There's more, it won't be easy for you to hear, but you must.
Leia: What is it?
Luke: Your his mother.
Leia: What? How could I be his mother, he's older than me.
Luke: I don't know, but I'm his son and your his mother.
(Han walks out)
Luke: Daddy!
Han: Sonnyboy!
Leia: Like some cookies, dearies?