Things SW characters will NEVER say...

Started by truejedi22 pages

what is an "inflation" ?

I've got a couple!

Fireplace scene from Episode II

Anakin: We could keep it a secret.
Padme: Oh, right! Keep our love a secret from a temple full of Jedi, like Yoda! Seriously, I get knocked up by you?!

Shmi Skywalker: Will you help free my son?
Qui-Gon: I didn't exactly come here to free slaves.
Shmi: How 'bout a lap dance.
Qui-Gon: Now we're talking.
Obi-Wan: Master, how could you?! The Jedi Code...!
Qui-Gon: Grey Jedi, Obeeyatch-Wan.

Ewok: Eacha mamma!
Leia: What? I don't understand.
Ewok: (takes out a big poster of Natalie Portman as Padme) Eat yo mamma! (kisses the poster)

Episode I - Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon take out the battle droids.

Obi-Wan: Owned! Owned! Owned!
Qui-Gon: Pwned! Pwned! Pwned!
Droids: Fail! Fail! Fail!

Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han: Well, I just happen to be a nice man. A very, very nice man. Seriously.
C-3P0: Excuse me, sir, but....
Han: Yes, my incredibly intelligent, gold-plated friend, how may I be of service to you?
C-3P0:....
Leia:....I miss Luke.

Han: Jabba...have you lost some weight?

Obi-Wan: I would like to say your father was a cunning warrior and an ace pilot, but honestly, Luke, he belonged more on some soap opera.

Vader: We would be grateful if you joined us for dinner.
Han: We already had dinner.
Vader: Then how about desert?

Vader: Join me, Luke, and together, we can send the Emperor into a retirement home!

Ragnos, Simus, Sadow and Kressh are all gathered at Ragnos' B-Day party.

Ragnos: My successor will be determined at this party, mainly because I've had too much to drink.

Sadow: That's a good idea. I suggest we play rock, papper, scissors.

Simus: Really? **** you guys.

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Vader: I... am your father.

Luke: No, that's not possible.

Vader: It's true. Search your feelings.

Luke: No, really. I checked Wookieepedia. It says Ben is my father. You killed him!

Vader: You idiot! Anyone can edit that!

Sidious: Whups. Caught red handed!

I got a few..............

~return of the jedi scene:luke vs. vader* under Sidous's throne

vader:you cannot hide from me Luke!
Luke:........
vader:your feelings betray you!
Luke.......
Vader:hmm?....a sister? ob1 was wise to hide her from me!
if you will not turn to the dark side maybe....She will!
~toilet flushes~ luke😮H.Were you saying something!!!?
vader:....???
luke:yea,sorry i gotta really weak blatter. now, where were we??

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
c3po: I am sorry lord jabba but I am not i pest control droid
jabba:~hhhhhhuuutttttteeeeesssseeeee~
c3po: negative,I will not swat that spider
jabba:~in huttese~ would you do it for a scooby snack?

Darth Krayt: One is the loneliest number...

Deflation.

Jar Jar as a force ghost: Annie, yousa not gonna believe this, we can spend all the time in the world together!

Vader: Sigh.

Bump 🙂

This is a great thread tbh. Ancients were way funnier then us.

Originally posted by Stealth Moose

Vader: I... am your father.

Luke: No, that's not possible.

Vader: It's true. Search your feelings.

Luke: No, really. I checked Wookieepedia. It says Ben is my father. You killed him!

Vader: You idiot! Anyone can edit that!

Sidious: Whups. Caught red handed!

Cringe.

kek