Padme: (Insert a good acting bit here)
Yoda: Wars not make one great. No... But pr0n does!
Darth Vader: No, Luke... I am your father. And mother. It's a long story. Look, why don't you come down from there and have a seat.
Dooku: Want to join me, Obi-Wan, to fight the corruption?
Obi-Wan: Nah.
Dooku: Well, **** you then. Who said I wanted you anyways?
Chewbacca: (insert english here)
Artoo: Beep beep boop **** off!
Vader and the Emperor talking to Han and Leia in Alternative ending to SW in general.
Vader: "Now, the fourth time I saw the Loch Ness Wampa was when we were bombing an orbital station in an asteroid field."
Emperor: "My, those ast'roids were scary."
Vader: "Oh I remember seeing Luke coming into the Hangar bay on his 8th birthday. He was so cute wearing his l'il stormtrooper hat. And he came up to me and said, '"Papa?"' and I said, '"What do you need son?"' and he said to me, he said....'"I need about tree fitty."
Emepror: "Oh he was so cute."
Vader: "Well it was about that time that I started to get suspicious. I went up to Luke's room, and sure enough, there was that damn Loch Ness Wampa again."
Emperor: "Oh Lord, he was frightenening."
Vader: "I said, '"Go away monster, stop bothering my Empire!'"
Emperor: I gave him a dollar.
Vader: "What?! You went goin giving that monster a dollar?! Well no wonder he keeps comin back then!"
C-3PO when being showed to Padme-Hello! I am Bart Simpson, who the heck are you?
In Naboo hanger
Maul drops his pants
"At last I have revealed myself to the Jedi."
Qui-Gon: Obi-Wan strip.
Obi-Wan: Well, master I never knew you were...
Qui-Gon: Just do it!
Obi-Wan: Well ok.
Qui-Gon(turning to Padme who had been standing off to the side): Shouldn't you be with the rest of the group saving your palace?
Padme(dreamy look in her eyes): No, I am fine right here thank you.
Provided by various altered scripts on the net, I take no credit for these.
Jar Jar-Meesa Jar Jar Binks!
Oh wait that was said!
Yoda: We will send a battalion of clones led by our best jedi masters and knights to the planet, damn how do i prononuce this, Dantooine (is that right) to stop the production of, I cant read this word, my handwriting's not up to scratch, battle droids.
(says it in a normal way)
Jar Jar: Despite the speed the cosmic forces around the galaxy swirl around and around, the people feel nothing. This is because of the "speed is nothing" effect, and because....
In Dex's diner
Dex: This is made by them Kaninoans
Obi-Wan: Like a Japanese Kamino? Do they all were Kamino's and stuff like that?
LATER
KAMINO
Obi-Wan(walking up to the doors in the rain, wearing a Japanese Kamino): (mutters) Darn Kamino, I can't walk in this thing!(trips and falls) I sure hope I fit in.
Taun We: Master Jedi, we have been expecting you...(looks at him uncertainly.
Obi-Wan: (under his breath) D*** their not wearing Kaminos. (Aloud) Yes.
Taun We: Ummm, nice outfit. I guess.
Obi-Wan: Really you like it? I thought it made me look fat. Does it make me look fat?
Taun We(backs away uncertainly): No you look great.
Ok that is all starwarsrules14 imagination.