Things SW characters will NEVER say...

the girl in you sig is not natalie portman its kiera knightly

^A month too late.........

Originally posted by Tru_Slice
-Aalya walks by

Mace: daaaaaaammmmnnnnn...

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Originally posted by Ginger16
the girl in you sig is not natalie portman its kiera knightly

I know.....it's Elizabeth Bennet from Pride and Prejudice....played by Kiera....... 😐

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Luke: i dont feel so good
Obi-Wan: Use the Force Luke, use the force
Luke: *farts* oh i feel so much better
Obi-Wan: Man..P.U...Your force stinks!

Obi wan: Use the force Luke

luke: *swings his lightsaber and stabs leia in the eye* are you happy now?

Obi wan: Im never happy

Originally posted by The Ones
Obi wan: Use the force Luke

luke: *swings his lightsaber and stabs leia in the eye* are you happy now?

Obi wan: Im never happy

Carth: I trust you implicently.

Old Republic Jedi Counsilers #1: Padawan… right. *snigger *.
Old Republic Jedi Counsilers #2: Think we ought to tell him that he used to be the Dark Lord of the Sith that brought the galaxy to it’s knees?
Old Republic Jedi Counsilers #1: Nah….

Obi-Wan: You were my brother Anakin! I loved you! Yet I’m going to just leave you now to a long and agonizing death.
Anakin: AAAAAAAAAGH!
Obi-Wan: You want marshmallows with that?

Luke: "Bow chika bow wow"

Obi-wan: "DO you want fries with those burgers?"

Luke: hey kyp remeber when you almost killed me
Kyp: yeah
Luke: Well BURN FOR IT!!!!!!!

Palpatine: Oops, I did it again! (trying to mimick Britney Spears voice)

Vader: CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIN!!! THESE WOUNDS, THEY WILL NOT HEEEEAAAAL!

Vader: NooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo (oh wait, nvm)

Child Anakin:" This is my best buddy, Sebulba."

Anakin: I HATE YOU!
Obiwan: hey guys come here look at this guy whose burning

Originally posted by The Ones
Obi wan: Use the force Luke

luke: *swings his lightsaber and stabs leia in the eye* are you happy now?

Obi wan: Im never happy

Lando: "Hey Han, what d'you say we shut off that light and get close, huh?!?"

Chewie: "Arrrrgghhh" (Translates as "Can I join in?"😉

*Emperor raises his hand*

COOOBBBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anakin: I hate you!
Obi-Wan: Why? Just because YOU'RE just not the only one who slept with your **** of a wife- I mean, You were my brother!"

Anakin(burnt to a crisp on Mustafar): *groans*

Palpatine: [To Clonetroopers] "Contact Harvey's, I've got a new brand of burger I want them to try out."

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*Yoda enters*

Palpatine (with white hood): Oh great, first I have to slaughter a trio of freaks, then I have to fight some black dude, and now this thing comes and knocks out my gaurds