Originally posted by Tulak Hord
Vader: Luke, I am not your father.
Emperor: Yeah, that's right. That would be me. I AM your father, luke
(stormtrooper enters the room) No, no. I am your father
(luke opens his eyes almost losing them out of their sockets) Jaba the hut enters NO NO, I'm not dead AND I AM your true father
Luke sabers himself to death
Originally posted by El_NINO
Sidious: Execute order 66!!!
Cody: Yes Sir
..............................(Cody looks to his left at another clone trooper)
Cody: WTF's order 66!!
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Obi-Wan looks down on severed Vader, clutching to the rocks for his life.
Obi-Wan:"Paybacks a ***** ain't it!!"
Obi-Wan pauses thoughtfully.
Obi-Wan:"You know I never did like you, even as little boy."
Obi-Wan:"..always a whiny mother****er."
Anakin/Vader starts to burn.
Obi-Wan laughs.
Obi-Wan:"Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!"
Obi-Wan chuckles at his own humor.
Obi-Wan:"Come on baby light my fire" "Try to set the night on fire!!!"
Obi-Wan:"Wait, wait, I got another one."
Obi-Wan:"It getting hot in herrre."
Obi-Wan starts to dance.
Obi-Wan doubles over in laughter.
Obi-Wan:"I'm too much, really I know."
Anakin: "I hate you."
Obi-Wan(sarcastically):"Well I love you too Anakin."
Anakin crawls farther up the hill.
Obi-Wan put his hand under chin, pauses to recollect.
Obi-Wan:"Now if I remember correctly, I owned you, no in fact I raped you. Soo..."
Obi-Wan:"why are you still moving?"
Anakin groans.
Obi-Wan shrugs.
Obi-Wan: "Well in anycase, your ****ed."
Obi-Wan forces pushes Anakin into the lava.
Obi-Wan makes a gesture as if to dust of his shoulder.
As he walks away he sings to himself
"Its getting hot in herrre. I am getting so hot I want to take my clothes off."
Obi-Wan:"Shit, it really is hot in here. Damn these hot-ass robes."
Obi watches as Anakin catches fire.
Obi pulls out a cigar and lights it off of Anakin's flaming head.
Obi: I told you not to try it, but no, you wouldn't listen.
Obi starts roasting marshmallows from Anakin's head.
Obi: Some prophecy, I wish Qui-Gon were here so I could tell him what a fat head he is for making me waste 13 long years of my life, training your sorry ass. Oh, and by the way, you're not the father of Padme's baby, I AM.
Obi pours gasoline on Anakin and walks off muttering what a worthless apprentice Anakin was...
Originally posted by Black Waltz #3
Uncle owen: I suppose your etiquette and protocol
C-3PO: yes sir it is my primary function
Uncle Owen:I have no need for a protocol droid
C-3PO: are you looking for a fight sir (then beats uncle owen to death with a jawa)
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Jedi Youngling: [a group of younglings are discovered by Anakin] Master Skywalker! There are too many troops! What should we do?
[Anakin ignites his lightsabre and raises it to strike]
Jedi Youngling: Why are you igniting your lightsaber Master Skywalker? what are you gonna do?
Anakin: Um.....im going to.......um...give you a haircut...yes thats a convincing lie....