Things SW characters will NEVER say...

Started by Tulak Hord22 pages

Vader: Luke, I am not your father.

Originally posted by Tulak Hord
Vader: Luke, I am not your father.

Emperor: Yeah, that's right. That would be me. I AM your father, luke

(stormtrooper enters the room) No, no. I am your father

(luke opens his eyes almost losing them out of their sockets) Jaba the hut enters NO NO, I'm not dead AND I AM your true father

Luke sabers himself to death

Sidious: Execute order 66!!!
Cody: Yes Sir
..............................

(Cody looks to his left at another clone trooper)
Cody: WTF's order 66!!

Anakin: I will listen to your undying wisdom, master.

Originally posted by El_NINO
Sidious: Execute order 66!!!
Cody: Yes Sir
..............................

(Cody looks to his left at another clone trooper)
Cody: WTF's order 66!!

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Yoda: Hello, I'm talking like a normal person.

Originally posted by kamikz
Yoda: Hello, I'm talking like a normal person.

Ben: talking like you, now I am, f*c*king green midget

Obi-Wan looks down on severed Vader, clutching to the rocks for his life.

Obi-Wan:"Paybacks a ***** ain't it!!"

Obi-Wan pauses thoughtfully.
Obi-Wan:"You know I never did like you, even as little boy."
Obi-Wan:"..always a whiny mother****er."

Anakin/Vader starts to burn.

Obi-Wan laughs.
Obi-Wan:"Goodness gracious, great balls of fire!"
Obi-Wan chuckles at his own humor.
Obi-Wan:"Come on baby light my fire" "Try to set the night on fire!!!"

Obi-Wan:"Wait, wait, I got another one."
Obi-Wan:"It getting hot in herrre."
Obi-Wan starts to dance.

Obi-Wan doubles over in laughter.
Obi-Wan:"I'm too much, really I know."

Anakin: "I hate you."

Obi-Wan(sarcastically):"Well I love you too Anakin."

Anakin crawls farther up the hill.

Obi-Wan put his hand under chin, pauses to recollect.

Obi-Wan:"Now if I remember correctly, I owned you, no in fact I raped you. Soo..."
Obi-Wan:"why are you still moving?"

Anakin groans.
Obi-Wan shrugs.
Obi-Wan: "Well in anycase, your ****ed."

Obi-Wan forces pushes Anakin into the lava.

Obi-Wan makes a gesture as if to dust of his shoulder.

As he walks away he sings to himself
"Its getting hot in herrre. I am getting so hot I want to take my clothes off."

Obi-Wan:"Shit, it really is hot in here. Damn these hot-ass robes."

Obi watches as Anakin catches fire.

Obi pulls out a cigar and lights it off of Anakin's flaming head.

Obi: I told you not to try it, but no, you wouldn't listen.

Obi starts roasting marshmallows from Anakin's head.

Obi: Some prophecy, I wish Qui-Gon were here so I could tell him what a fat head he is for making me waste 13 long years of my life, training your sorry ass. Oh, and by the way, you're not the father of Padme's baby, I AM.

Obi pours gasoline on Anakin and walks off muttering what a worthless apprentice Anakin was...

nice one, revan.

another one

Anakin and Padme are in bed.

Padme giggles.

Padme:"Oh stop using the force. I know you're not THAT big!"

Lol, wonder how she got pregnant?

*Vader walks along his deck and trips over one of the people he recently choked to death.*

Stupid bodies! I need some assistants to come and drag these guys away and load them into our cannons once they're dead!

Han to Luke;Teach me the ways of the force.

Uncle owen: I suppose your etiquette and protocol
C-3PO: yes sir it is my primary function
Uncle Owen:I have no need for a protocol droid
C-3PO: are you looking for a fight sir (then beats uncle owen to death with a jawa)

HK-47: I don't want to fight right now.

Originally posted by Black Waltz #3
Uncle owen: I suppose your etiquette and protocol
C-3PO: yes sir it is my primary function
Uncle Owen:I have no need for a protocol droid
C-3PO: are you looking for a fight sir (then beats uncle owen to death with a jawa)

LOL!!!!

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that was good...haha

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Yoda:Come anakin a secret I must tell
Anakin:what master?
Yoda slices anakin limb from limb
Anakin:How could you do this! Im the chosen one!
Yoda:No you whiny little bastard..I was the chosen one all along! LOLOLOLOLOL *blows anakins head off*

Han: You were right, I was wrong.

*emperor Palpatine is on the death star walking past the stormtroopers
one stormtrooper whispers to another* "the emperor has a saggy bum chin" the other starts laughing. emperor palpatine:i heard that! *blasts them with sith lightning...

Jedi Youngling: [a group of younglings are discovered by Anakin] Master Skywalker! There are too many troops! What should we do?
[Anakin ignites his lightsabre and raises it to strike]
Jedi Youngling: Why are you igniting your lightsaber Master Skywalker? what are you gonna do?
Anakin: Um.....im going to.......um...give you a haircut...yes thats a convincing lie....

chubbychipmunk:::::i hate anakin 😛