Things SW characters will NEVER say...

Juhani: Meow, another fuss please.
Carth: Ok if I get some of the cat biscuits.
Juhani: purrs:
Carth: Whats that smell? :Looks behind him: Juhani I told you the gearbox ain't a litterbox.

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[Defeated by Ulic Qel-Droma]
Mandalore the Indomitable: omfg, haxor!!!

Lord Shadowspawn: Fenn Shysa is a ****.
[Shysa kills Shadowspawn]
Luke Skywalker: Shadowspawn speaks the truth....Warriors are cunts....I think I'll resign now.

[On Shogun]
Shysa: Fett, watch out, the safety on your gun isn't on.
Fett: It's alright.
Shysa: No, look.
[Shysa is shot]
Fett: Okay, I'll put the safety on.

Shenanigans.

Get it?

Bump of the year, that was.

...wow. old thread.

That's very out of character for you, Lucien.

Imagine Malak saying "I pity th' foo'."

Leia - Ohhhh Chewy You make me sooooo hot.

Chewy - Lets get busy!

Originally posted by Slash_KMC
That's very out of character for you, Lucien.

They will never say the "N" word.

Originally posted by Lord Lucien
I know, eh. I don't usually pull these kind of... shenanigans.

It scares me more than Exodus his fetishes.

Darth Vader - I should've told Sidious to change my appearence. I look like an evil pepper shaker for god sakes.

Hon Solo (during dinner time with Vader on Cloud City) - Hey Boba, mind passing me the pepper?

Darth Vader - He said grab the pepper bottle, not me!

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Obi Wan: Masters, I fear that the black darkness of the darkside has returned!
Mace Windu: Black? Black? What you saying Motherf***er?
Obi Wan: Master I apologise I meant no offence...
Mace Windu: No Offence, No Motherf***ing offence. I give my time to be on this Motherf***ing council, with these Motherf***ing Idiots, and sitting next to this Motherf***ing Green Midget for you to racially insult me... F**k this!

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C3PO and R2D2 fall off Jabba's sail barge into the sand...
C3P0: Artoo, are you Ok?
R2D2: Im fine, but I think the dwarf inside me is dead.

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Anakin: You took her from me!
Obi Wan: Well what can I say, while the cats away mudering younglings, the mice will play.

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Kid Ani: Im the only human who can podrace!
Qui Gon: Sounds like you have the reflexes of a Jedi
Kid Ani: Sounds like your a paedophile.

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Bail Organa: I will take the baby girl, Ive always wanted a little girl to play wi ... I mean my wife has always wanted a baby girl.

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Anakin : I have brought peace, freedom, justice and secruity to my new empire!
Obi Wan: What the f***, you new empire. Your off your f**king head mate.

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Luke Skywalker (next to Vader's burning carcass): I got the marshmallows!

It's funny when Obi Wan says "only a sith deals in absolutes" (I think that's the phrase) but, not only is that statement an absolute, the Jedi Code is filled with absolutes.

No one will ever say
"Talk to the hand cuz the face ain't listening"

Originally posted by Hewhoknowsall
It's funny when Obi Wan says "only a sith deals in absolutes" (I think that's the phrase) but, not only is that statement an absolute, the Jedi Code is filled with absolutes.

I'll do you one better:

Obi-Wan: "Only a Sith Lord deals in absolutes!"

Yoda: "Do or do not. There is no try."

Han - Chewy!!!! Where did you put my hairbrush?!

Chewy - ROOOAAAARRRRRR!!!

Anakin: Ok, this is totally my fault.

Caedus: Yeah, this is also totally my fault.

Obi-Wan: So you what I said was true, from a certain point of view.
Luke: What complete and utter Horseshit.

Anyone with a ****ing brain: Palpatine, you do realise we all know you're Sidious right? Its not exactly hard to figure out. I mean, was it even meant to be a secret?

Any soldier: We should take cover.