Here is one:
Kreia🙁to Atton) Hi there hot daddy
Atton:Helo there sister
Kreia:Lets go in the cargo hold , we will throw out that stupid Briana 😄
Atton😖ure , we can throw out all food suplies and get in there and play games like... 😉
Kreia😮K , but be gentle.
Atton:But I like it wild! 🙁
Kreia:No , I want it slowly or nothing is going to happen.
Atton😮K , you won 🙁
Malak😮h Revan , you'r looking hot tonight!
Revan:Well , I bought some sexy underware 😮
Malak:Those beds on Star Forge are fantastic!
Revan:Just dont take of that thingy around your neck...
Originally posted by Darth_Hexus
Obiwan: you were my brother Hayden, i loved you
Anakin: I hate you
Obiwan: thats good
Anakin: you think so
Obiwan: yes really, you play snobby men perfectly
Anakin: oh and you play irish drunks much like one
Obiwan: i am an irish drunk
Anakin: o really whats your secret
Obiwan: i just drink untill jabba the hut looks hot
Anakin: fascinating, you know ive thought about doing that
I'm pretty sure he's Scottish, not Irish.
In ROTJ, on Dagobah:
Luke: Master Yoda, is Darth Vader my father?
Yoda: Still awaiting results of paternity test we are....
Luke: Paternity test? Hey, what's that supposed to mean?
Yoda: ****, your mother was. The entire ROTS Jedi council did she have!
Voice of Obi-Wan: I think it's safe to say he's not yours, Yoda.
In AOTC, when Obi-Wan and Anakin are assigned to protect Padme:
Padme: Annie? When are you gonna change that stupid name anyway?
Jar-Jar: Annie! It's so great to see you again!
Anakin: Jar-Jar, if I gave you a lollipop, would you kindly f*ck off?
Jar-Jar: Only if yousa gots cola Chuppa Chupps.
Obi-Wan: No! Cola's mine.
In ROTS, on Mustafar:
Anakin: You've turned her against me!
Obi-Wan: You've done that yourself.
Anakin: *Looks at GL* Can we get on with the fight now? The dialogue in this movie is so crap......
Obi-Wan: Only cos you can't act!
Anakin: Hey look at you, MR. Check-out-my-performance-in-The-Island!
Obi-Wan: That's it. *Throws lightsaber on the ground and walks off*
George Lucas: Ummm....Is Sir Alec still around?
Originally posted by ((The_Anomaly))
han: "im sure luke wasnet on that thing when it blew"
Leia: "no, he wasent, i can feel it"
han: "you love him dont you"
leia: "yes of course......."
han: "ok, ok! ill leave you 2 alone then"
Leia: "ohh no, its not like that......hes my brother"
han: "your brother!!??"
leia: "yes...my brother....i love him, hes a far better kisser then you han.."han: ".................................." 🤨
LOL!
tESB, on Bespin:
Luke: "My daddy's bigger than your daddy!"
Vader: "Ummm, yeah...."
Luke: "My daddy pwns your daddy!"
Vader: "What's your point?"
Luke: "My daddy'll knock your daddy out!"
Vader: *Grabs script and rifles through it* "Look, skip a few pages and......Voila. I am your daddy!"
Luke: "*****"
GL: *Sobbing gently* "Why'd I end up with the kid out of 'Streets of San Francisco'? God, when I make the prequels I swear I'll get a real actor to play the lead role"
Voice of Hayden Christensen: "No you won't!"
GL: "Sorry mum...." *Gunshot*
Another one!
Bastila:Candy wanna play snakes and ladders....
Canderous: No no, I wanna play connect the four red wires.
Bastila:I wanna go first Candy, can I ?
Canderous: Yeah cos ya a pretty princess.
Bastila: Yes! [ connects wires].
Bomb: 10....
Canderous: Bad, you bad Revan told us not to play with the wires pretty!
Bomb: 9....
Bastila:I know hide it in the engine room!
Bomb: 8....
Canderous: [ lifts bomb] It's to heavy Pretty![drops bomb].
Bastila: You're hopeless Candy [ties bomb to Canderous].
Canderous: Don't leave me pretty, in Revan's underwear box.
Bomb: 7...6...
Bastila: closes box and runs to Revan.
Bomb: 5...
Revan: You played without me, wah, wah [cries].
Bomb: 4...3
The ship is evacuated leaving Canderous in the underwear box.
Bomb:2...1
Ship blows up!
Carth: Candies he was like a brother to me! [ sucks thumb]
Juhani: Bad babies, no lollipops today!
Mission: Technically we are toddlers, use you common sense in the future.