Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

😑 😑 😕 😕 ❌ ❌ ❌

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Dont worry your not the only one.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Ah..the lovely Polish princess has arrived. 🙂

Hello 😊

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Just sit there are look cute, m'kay? You can be the eye candy that brings in the male viewers. droolio

Originally posted by Wickerman
well, that's just because he was a 2-legged creature and well....you're too delicate about *gasp* standing UP straight Pffshtttt

And since when is covering yourself with hazelnuts and then licking them off while some sick bastard paints it....art??? 🙄

~wickerman~

I can stand up straight damnit! 😠 *attempt number one goes a little less than smooth*

Hold up...I can do this you one eyed, skull fecked sperm receptacle.

*Moose totters slowly to his hind legs...feeling triumphant only to crash to the floor.*

*Attempt number 3 goes horribly awry, resulting in the untimely death of Jed, camera man operator #3*

Moving on.... 😮

I think i prefer Wickermoose, or maybe Mickerwoose

Originally posted by Clovie
great 😊

(it sounded like sarcasm)

Hello 😊

No sarcasm...

Hey there. 🙂

Originally posted by Kharhmah
*grins and flutters eyelashes* eyes

*cough* more CLEAVAGE sweetheart.....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I can stand up straight damnit! 😠 *attempt number one goes a little less than smooth*

Hold up...I can do this you one eyed, skull fecked sperm receptacle.

*Moose totters slowly to his hind legs...feeling triumphant only to crash to the floor.*

*Attempt number 3 goes horribly awry, resulting in the untimely death of Jed, camera man operator #3*

Moving on.... 😮

BWHUAHAHAHAHAH 😆 😆

sideshow freak 🙄

*shows Clovie to a seat*

So.....Clovie......what's it like suffering from an Oedipian complex? icon5

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Korri
I think i prefer Wickermoose, or maybe Mickerwoose

A large man in a black suit with "Security" written on his back shows up to take Korri for a little "Don't mess wit da directin baby" talk

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*cough* more CLEAVAGE sweetheart.....

Originally posted by Wickerman
A large man in a black suit with "Security" written on his back shows up to take Korri for a little "Don't mess wit da directin baby" talk

~wickerman~

Where the hell are the TASERS? DAMNIT WICKER! I TOLD you to get the guards to taser the malcontents!

*storms off to his dressing room*

Originally posted by Wickerman
A large man in a black suit with "Security" written on his back shows up to take Korri for a little "Don't mess wit da directin baby" talk

~wickerman~

i have my ways of getting round that kinda shit flirt1

Originally posted by Disco Moose
No sarcasm...

Hey there. 🙂

Originally posted by Wickerman
BWHUAHAHAHAHAH 😆 😆

sideshow freak 🙄

*shows Clovie to a seat*

So.....Clovie......what's it like suffering from an Oedipian complex? icon5

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Kharhmah
All in due time my good Moose.

pfft....you're fired!

*Into bull horn*

Bring out the next bimbo with a nice set of cans!

Oooh, a show 😱

I need some entertainment 😑

Originally posted by Clovie
hug
are you better now?

what complex? 😑

Define better? Am I predisposed to mood swings, dementia and occasional outbursts still?

ABSOLUTELY! 👆

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Oooh, a show 😱

I need some entertainment 😑

*Suave TV star voice*

If you'd..uhh...care to come back to my dressing room...I'm sure I could...uh...find some entertainment for you....😎

*notices Wicker glaring at him* 😑

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Where the hell are the TASERS? DAMNIT WICKER! I TOLD you to get the guards to taser the malcontents!

*storms off to his dressing room*

Oh yeah, blame it on ME why don't you?

*yells towards Moose as he's walking off*

I'm not the one that spent half the budget making himself "pretty".............

AND COVERING YOUR EARS AND MUMBLING DOESN'T CUT IT MISTER!!!!!!

Originally posted by Clovie
hug
are you better now?

what complex? 😑

Wait a minute....... *checks papers* Ok, who WROTE these lines?????

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*Suave TV star voice*

If you'd..uhh...care to come back to my dressing room...I'm sure I could...uh...find some entertainment for you....😎

*notices Wicker glaring at him* 😑

*Giggle* eyes I'd love too *giggle giggle*

Originally posted by Wickerman
Oh yeah, blame it on ME why don't you?

*yells towards Moose as he's walking off*

I'm not the one that spent half the budget making himself "pretty".............

AND COVERING YOUR EARS AND MUMBLING DOESN'T CUT IT MISTER!!!!!!

Wait a minute....... *checks papers* Ok, who WROTE these lines?????

~wickerman~

Apparently not! LOOK AT YOURSELF! 😘

It does so....I can't hear you..I can't hear you...lalalalalalalalalalala Wicker is a freak...lalalalalalalalalala