Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

Started by Piggle Humsy105 pages

hmm

This show sucks *sets fire to set*

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Define better? Am I predisposed to mood swings, dementia and occasional outbursts still?

ABSOLUTELY! 👆

*pretends she understood* 😊

great hug

Originally posted by Wickerman
Wait a minute....... *checks papers* Ok, who WROTE these lines?????

~wickerman~

what did you mean? cry

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Giggle* eyes I'd love too *giggle giggle*

Awwwriiiiight... afro

You know beautiful...with eyes like that...and what I hope will be wonderful talent...I could make you a Star..... 😎

*watches flames growing higher and higher, is amused that nobody seems to notice*

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
hmm

Something on your mind?

Oh, who am I kidding....*abrasive laugh* 😉

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Awwwriiiiight... afro

You know beautiful...with eyes like that...and what I hope will be wonderful talent...I could make you a Star..... 😎

*Gasp* Me? A star? *giggle* Wow...You're such a charmer! eyes

...Is it too early to admit my undying love for you? 😱

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Apparently not! LOOK AT YOURSELF! 😘

It does so....I can't hear you..I can't hear you...lalalalalalalalalalala Wicker is a freak...lalalalalalalalalala

YOU're the one who said "Vomit Green's where it's at baby"

Dammit, this is what happens when i don't mash your pills into your pedigree yumyum chow chow ❌

Originally posted by Clovie
*pretends she understood* 😊

great hug

what did you mean? cry

No no no.....i didn't write the script.....*puts a hand to earphone* what do you mean "yes you did sir you did after being sexually molested by 2 monkeys last night" ????? 😑

~wickerman~

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Gasp* Me? A star? *giggle* Wow...You're such a charmer! eyes

...Is it too early to admit my undying love for you?

Don't take the bra off just yet sistah.....he's been known to offer jobs to attractive young girls......and they accept....which is weird......seeing as how he's still working on paying the debt over that......err...nevermind 😗

~wickerman~

Morning, Vlad.

Originally posted by Wickerman
Don't take the bra off just yet sistah.....he's been known to offer jobs to attractive young girls......and they accept....which is weird......seeing as how he's still working on paying the debt over that......err...nevermind 😗

~wickerman~

But...But...I thought we had a connection! cry

Why does this always happen to me?! weep

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Gasp* Me? A star? *giggle* Wow...You're such a charmer! eyes

...Is it too early to admit my undying love for you? 😱

Whoa! Hey! We don't ever...EVER utter the L word around Moosey, ok sweetheart. 😱

Now...where were we? Oh yes...a star....of course I can make you a star...*mixes her a drink*

Why don't you just have a seat on my...uh..casting couch...and we'll discuss it? 😖hifty:

Oh DAMNIT Wicker, STOP hiding behind my fern! Go find your own nubile starlet wannabe! 😠

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Morning, Vlad.

Aaaaahhh.....our next victi......errr.....guest......Step right up and take a seat Dave 👆

ignore the rotting carcass that i call a co-host

~wickerman~

I am the daughter of evil and i burn your show evillaugh

Originally posted by Wickerman
Don't take the bra off just yet sistah.....he's been known to offer jobs to attractive young girls......and they accept....which is weird......seeing as how he's still working on paying the debt over that......err...nevermind 😗

~wickerman~

You insidious miscreant! That was LEGAL in Malaysia. 😠

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
But...But...I thought we had a connection! cry

Why does this always happen to me?! weep

Don't listen to him darling....he hasn't been the same since his "DADS" broke up...*casts an evil glare at Vlad*

Victim?

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Victim?

Dave! Just the stooge...err...village idiot....DAMNIT....person we've been waiting for.

You can be the foil to our comic genious.

Originally posted by Korri
I am the daughter of evil and i burn your show evillaugh

The set is fireproof baby................too bad it isn't *cough* mooseproof *cough* as well......

Originally posted by Disco Moose
You insidious miscreant! That was LEGAL in Malaysia. 😠

Yeah, i'm sure it was in your own little fantasy world 🙄

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Victim?

Well i say he was BORN that way, but he insists it's cause of society and him being a race moose in Kentucky in his early ye.....oh.....you mean.......err....i don't know what you're talking about 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Whoa! Hey! We don't ever...EVER utter the L word around Moosey, ok sweetheart. 😱

Now...where were we? Oh yes...a star....of course I can make you a star...*mixes her a drink*

Why don't you just have a seat on my...uh..casting couch...and we'll discuss it? 😖hifty:

Oh DAMNIT Wicker, STOP hiding behind my fern! Go find your own nubile starlet wannabe! 😠

Well...If you don't want me to 🙁

OMG, am I going to be as big as my idol Paris Hilton 😱

Oooh, a couch! 😊 Let's flirt

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Don't listen to him darling....he hasn't been the same since his "DADS" broke up...*casts an evil glare at Vlad*

*Sniff* Really? cry