Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

Originally posted by Wickerman
The set is fireproof baby................too bad it isn't *cough* mooseproof *cough* as well......

Is there a special area for people like me who are a little mentally derranged? 😐

Originally posted by Wickerman
The set is fireproof baby................too bad it isn't *cough* mooseproof *cough* as well......

Yeah, i'm sure it was in your own little fantasy world 🙄

Well i say he was BORN that way, but he insists it's cause of society and him being a race moose in Kentucky in his early ye.....oh.....you mean.......err....i don't know what you're talking about 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

I heard that. I really did. I just choose not to respond on the grounds that you're too stupid to understand it.

Originally posted by Korri
Is there a special area for people like me who are a little mentally derranged? 😐

The front row.

Village idiot, eh? Hmm......I wouldn't be bad, to be honest. Just hand me several packs of Skittles and make me sit in Home Depot for an hour.

Originally posted by Wickerman
No no no.....i didn't write the script.....*puts a hand to earphone* what do you mean "yes you did sir you did after being sexually molested by 2 monkeys last night" ????? 😑

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
The front row.

Does that mean i get the best tacos and i get to eat the ice-cream vendor? 😐

Originally posted by Korri
Does that mean i get the best tacos and i get to eat the ice-cream vendor? 😐

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
You're going to eat the ice-cream vendor? Good for you. 😛

Yes as long as they are male and they taste like vanilla 😐

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Well...If you don't want me to 🙁

OMG, am I going to be as big as my idol Paris Hilton 😱

Oooh, a couch! 😊 Let's flirt

*Sniff* Really? cry

Meh...love leads to committment, committment leads to marriage...marriage leads to Moosey driving his ex wife out to the Nevada desert at 3 am for a little talk....I probably shouldn't have told you that last part... 😕

You'll be bigger than Paris Hilton baby...you're going "Jessica Simpson" style...

Yes...make yourself comfortable....OOPS...*subtle spilling of my drink on your shirt* We've GOT to get you out of those wet clothes....

Really darlin....since his dads, Neil and Bob, broke up, Vlad has had.....issues.... 😑

I guess this is what happens to KMC in the morning. 😂

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Village idiot, eh? Hmm......I wouldn't be bad, to be honest. Just hand me several packs of Skittles and make me sit in Home Depot for an hour.

Here...just hold this explosive device that is obviously illegal....

Originally posted by Korri
Does that mean i get the best tacos and i get to eat the ice-cream vendor? 😐

I highly doubt he'd have you....😐😐

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I highly doubt he'd have you....😐😐

Oh yeah? whys that? 😐

😐

Originally posted by Korri
Is there a special area for people like me who are a little mentally derranged? 😐

I'm afraid you'll have to ask for Moose's permission before going into his dressing room

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I heard that. I really did. I just choose not to respond on the grounds that you're too stupid to understand it.

You mean like the IRS are "too stupid" to understand why you ate the bills when you had the munchies? 😖hifty:

~wickeman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Meh...love leads to committment, committment leads to marriage...marriage leads to Moosey driving his ex wife out to the Nevada desert at 3 am for a little talk....I probably shouldn't have told you that last part... 😕

You'll be bigger than Paris Hilton baby...you're going "Jessica Simpson" style...

Yes...make yourself comfortable....OOPS...*subtle spilling of my drink on your shirt* We've GOT to get you out of those wet clothes....

Really darlin....since his dads, Neil and Bob, broke up, Vlad has had.....issues.... 😑

But...But...I lo-...I won't say it 🙁 but we need to talk about it soon, seeing as we need to start planning when little Moosey Jnr. is coming 🙂

Wow...Jessie?! I aspire to be her! cry

Please, it's making me all wet...😖hifty:

Oh...That's so sad 🙁

Originally posted by Korri
Oh yeah? whys that? 😐

Because you'd start to eat him, and then, POOF, you'd just ignore him....😐

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
But...But...I lo-...I won't say it 🙁 but we need to talk about it soon, seeing as we need to start planning when little Moosey Jnr. is coming 🙂

Wow...Jessie?! I aspire to be her! cry

Please, it's making me all wet...😖hifty:

Oh...That's so sad 🙁

Holy crap 😱 It looks like my co-host is soon going to be a guest on our special edition of "Why you killed the girl you just wanted to bang when she mentioned your oncoming offspring" 😱

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Holy crap 😱 It looks like my co-host is soon going to be a guest on our special edition of "Why you killed the girl you just wanted to bang when she mentioned your oncoming offspring" 😱

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Holy crap 😱 It looks like my co-host is soon going to be a guest on our special edition of "Why you killed the girl you just wanted to bang when she mentioned your oncoming offspring" 😱

~wickerman~

Say what now 🙂

Tehe...As big as Jessie 😊