Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

Started by *Georgina_A*105 pages
Originally posted by Disco Moose
What is WRONG with you people?! I feel all....dirty just reading your posts....

Ooooh, realleh? eyes

Say hello to little Moosey Jnr! 🙂

Originally posted by Disco Moose
What is WRONG with you people?! I feel all....dirty just reading your posts....
*puts glass back on and fixes hair* Oh hello Mr.Moose, how was your lunch?

Originally posted by Korri
There is nothing wrong with me actually 😐

DC> fooking do it or die 😠

Whomever told you that was way off base.

I'd get a second opinion.😐

Originally posted by Disco Moose
What is WRONG with you people?! I feel all....dirty just reading your posts....

Take a warm bubble bath with the KMC member of your choice, excluding me. 😛
Originally posted by Korri
There is nothing wrong with me actually 😐

DC> fooking do it or die 😠


*whimpers*

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Ooooh, realleh? eyes

Say hello to little Moosey Jnr! 🙂

*SPITS OUT VODKA*

He...it...nuh huh...can't be...it doesn't even have my antlers. 😕

Originally posted by Ronny
*puts glass back on and fixes hair* Oh hello Mr.Moose, how was your lunch?

🤨 What are you supposed to be?

(raucous laughter)

Clean? 😑

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Take a warm bubble bath with the KMC member of your choice, excluding me. 😛

*whimpers*

I choose you! I choose you!

Oh.... 🙁

Korri:

He's here.

Oshitoshitoshitoshit.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*SPITS OUT VODKA*

He...it...nuh huh...can't be...it doesn't even have my antlers. 😕

Oh, but he does 🙂 They're...um...just in an odd place, that's all *cough* 🙂

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Oh, but he does 🙂 They're...um...just in an odd place, that's all *cough* 🙂
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!

😂 Jerry Springer is a weird show.

you know whats funny? yeah? yea? WIERD perhaps? Wierd.. YOURFACE yeah there i said it *collapses*

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Oh, but he does 🙂 They're...um...just in an odd place, that's all *cough* 🙂

I'm failing to understand this....

AS far as I knew...we were in my dressing room...your clothes were wet, I was going to make you a star....and then BOOM! I have a son?

🤨 Did I miss something? Apparently I did, because I don't even remember the post coital cigarette.

Tats what they all say ✅

Originally posted by Ronny
Tats what they all say ✅
I agree....disgraceful nono

Originally posted by Ronny
Tats what they all say ✅

Are you the secretary or something?

Originally posted by Fionnuala
I agree....disgraceful nono

Ok listen Britpop...can you go fetch me a coffee please...? Make yourself usefull...I have a SHOW to star in here...

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I'm failing to understand this....

AS far as I knew...we were in my dressing room...your clothes were wet, I was going to make you a star....and then BOOM! I have a son?

🤨 Did I miss something? Apparently I did, because I don't even remember the post coital cigarette.

*Gasp* You don't even remember our wedding night?! You said it was the...*sob* most *sob* beautiful *sob* night of your life! *Slap* cry