Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
You...You're not the Moosey I fell in love with cry

What's wrong with you?! Found someone else eh?! Hmm?! Not good enough for you am I? Well, I'm not taking this, it's unfair to our poor little Moosey Jnr! *Slap* 😠

No..baby..it's not like that SEE? I've just had a string of bad luck SEE? People...they're..they're out to get me SEE? Don't go schweetheart...my world would fall apart without you...

Originally posted by Wickerman
*meanwhile in another corner of the studio*

WHAT THE FECK DO YOU MEAAAAN THE ACTRESS THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO POUR COFFEE ON MY HEAD DIDN'T SHOW UP????? YOU'RE FECKIN FIRED A-HOLE!!!!!!! 😠

~wickerman~

😂

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Nope..just another jilted girlfriend 😛 ..you should really get a book.. 😉

I can't read. cry

*uncontrollable sniggering*

Originally posted by Ronny
Oh i thought that was your job 😐

BADA BOOM!

*hysterical laughing from audiance followed by intence gay bashing, turns of clap light*

😐- You're fired.

NEXT!!

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I can't read. cry

Ouch, Moose.

Was that even in the script?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
No..baby..it's not like that SEE? I've just had a string of bad luck SEE? People...they're..they're out to get me SEE? Don't go schweetheart...my world would fall apart without you...

R-Really? *Sniff* eyes I suppose we could give it another go 😍

Originally posted by Disco Moose
😐- You're fired.

NEXT!!

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Ah....Vlad...just the person I wanted to see.

As for that attempt on my life, it failed, as you can plainly see...but not to worry....I've taken up smoking again...my days are numbered. Having said that, I'd like to propose a toast to you, and your fan club, consisting of Britpop over here...*points to Fi*

Good show old man, the membership has doubled in the last year...outstanding work. Here...have a drink....*hands him a bubbling concoction.*

Well YOU'd have a britpop fanclub too if you wore spiffy clothes like me *points to tight white t-shirt with England flag on it and brown leather pants*
But i'm sure you enjoy Earl 'n Cooter, your biggest fans, and also representatives of "Fish 'n Wild" the nationwide bestseller about a redneck that falls in love with his best friend, a Moose named Linda.....wait a minute.....isn't your mother's name....oh my God.... 😑

Why thank you..... *pretends to drink, throws it over his back. A loud "urgh" can be heard*

Errr.....we might need a new sound technician 😕

~wickerman~

😂

Originally posted by Ronny
Thats why i work here 😊

No, you work here because the head of the studio says, and I quote, "That girl could suck the paint off of a warship" End quote.

Originally posted by DarkCanadian
Ouch, Moose.

Was that even in the script?

Re-reads script....*quiet reading*

Yes..yes it was! Ok, who the hell wrote this crap? And on page 82....I AM NOT going to put on a feather boa and do a lap dance for Wicker! 😠

Originally posted by Ronny
Who are you? Donald Trump? No you can fire me,because i quit *hair flick diva walk*

Better watch out for the sound technician's ..........................*loud sound as Ronny falls face-first*.................dead rotting carcas 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
No, you work here because the head of the studio says, and I quote, "That girl could suck the paint off of a warship" End quote.

Originally posted by Wickerman
Better watch out for the sound technician's ..........................*loud sound as Ronny falls face-first*.................dead rotting carcas 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Well YOU'd have a britpop fanclub too if you wore spiffy clothes like me *points to tight white t-shirt with England flag on it and brown leather pants*
But i'm sure you enjoy Earl 'n Cooter, your biggest fans, and also representatives of "Fish 'n Wild" the nationwide bestseller about a redneck that falls in love with his best friend, a Moose named Linda.....wait a minute.....isn't your mother's name....oh my God.... 😑

Why thank you..... *pretends to drink, throws it over his back. A loud "urgh" can be heard*

Errr.....we might need a new sound technician 😕

~wickerman~

I don't WANT a Brit pop fan club...and honestly, Vlad, dearest....I took the initiative to re-do your wardrobe....that Hawaiian moomoo looks dashing on you.

You....bastard... cry I never....knew my....mother....

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Re-reads script....*quiet reading*

Yes..yes it was! Ok, who the hell wrote this crap? And on page 82....I AM NOT going to put on a feather boa and do a lap dance for Wicker! 😠

read the fineprint Scotty-dearest

if said moose refuses to put on a feather boa and do a lap dance for Wicker, his alternative is shaving his fur and doing the Cancan

and i have no idea who wrote that 😗

~wickerman~

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
R-Really? *Sniff* eyes I suppose we could give it another go 😍

YEAH! 😖hifty: Lets go giver another GO then...

Originally posted by Ronny
And you work here because and I quote the creater " I was drunk" end quote

Hey, this is Hollywood baby...one does what one must.... 🙄