Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

Started by Disco Moose105 pages
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Gasp* You don't even remember our wedding night?! You said it was the...*sob* most *sob* beautiful *sob* night of your life! *Slap* cry

Heh heh.....heh heh heh....*looks around for the camera*

Ok, which one of you bastards put her up to this?

😕

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Are you the secretary or something?
No im just a random annoysnce.. all talkshows have random annoyances

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Ok listen Britpop...can you go fetch me a coffee please...? Make yourself usefull...I have a SHOW to star in here...
Get your own fecking coffee...😠 *pours coffee over his head* 😊

Originally posted by Ronny
No im just a random annoysnce.. all talkshows have random annoyances

Hmm...well, I have a position for my personal secretary. Would you like to be in that position? 😈

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I'm failing to understand this....

AS far as I knew...we were in my dressing room...your clothes were wet, I was going to make you a star....and then BOOM! I have a son?

🤨 Did I miss something? Apparently I did, because I don't even remember the post coital cigarette.

*spits out the Pepsi Twist he was drinking*

Hey there Scotty.....err.....funny running into you here..like....alive......and...not dead......from.......poison....i mean.....tired....

as for the kid....you wouldn't believe how many people confuse a reindeer outfit with a moose.....which i would find insulting if i were you 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Get your own fecking coffee...😠 *pours coffee over his head* 😊
OOOOH BURN 😱 *highfive*

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Hmm...well, I have a position for my personal secretary. Would you like to be in that position? 😈
That would be nice 😄 I could use some money.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Heh heh.....heh heh heh....*looks around for the camera*

Ok, which one of you bastards put her up to this?

😕

You...You're not the Moosey I fell in love with cry

What's wrong with you?! Found someone else eh?! Hmm?! Not good enough for you am I? Well, I'm not taking this, it's unfair to our poor little Moosey Jnr! *Slap* 😠

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Get your own fecking coffee...😠 *pours coffee over his head* 😊

*sigh* You must be one of Wicker's fans... 🙄

Originally posted by Ronny
OOOOH BURN 😱 *highfive*
highfive ..all in a days work..

"And general weirdness ensued after his departure."

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*sigh* You must be one of Wicker's fans... 🙄

*meanwhile in another corner of the studio*

WHAT THE FECK DO YOU MEAAAAN THE ACTRESS THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO POUR COFFEE ON MY HEAD DIDN'T SHOW UP????? YOU'RE FECKIN FIRED A-HOLE!!!!!!! 😠

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
*sigh* You must be one of Wicker's fans... 🙄
Nope..just another jilted girlfriend 😛 ..you should really get a book.. 😉

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
You...You're not the Moosey I fell in love with cry

What's wrong with you?! Found someone else eh?! Hmm?! Not good enough for you am I? Well, I'm not taking this, it's unfair to our poor little Moosey Jnr! *Slap* 😠

Does little Moosey want some candy? 😱 Oh look sucking on a lolly pop. just like his daddy 😐

Originally posted by Fionnuala
highfive ..all in a days work..
It was decaf wasnt it? oh right on now hes gonna be wet and tired

Originally posted by Wickerman
*spits out the Pepsi Twist he was drinking*

Hey there Scotty.....err.....funny running into you here..like....alive......and...not dead......from.......poison....i mean.....tired....

as for the kid....you wouldn't believe how many people confuse a reindeer outfit with a moose.....which i would find insulting if i were you 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Ah....Vlad...just the person I wanted to see.

As for that attempt on my life, it failed, as you can plainly see...but not to worry....I've taken up smoking again...my days are numbered. Having said that, I'd like to propose a toast to you, and your fan club, consisting of Britpop over here...*points to Fi*

Good show old man, the membership has doubled in the last year...outstanding work. Here...have a drink....*hands him a bubbling concoction.*

Originally posted by Wickerman
*spits out the Pepsi Twist he was drinking*

Hey there Scotty.....err.....funny running into you here..like....alive......and...not dead......from.......poison....i mean.....tired....

as for the kid....you wouldn't believe how many people confuse a reindeer outfit with a moose.....which i would find insulting if i were you 😖hifty:

~wickerman~


😆

Originally posted by Ronny
That would be nice 😄 I could use some money.

Excellent. Please step into my office...I have some...dicktation for you to do...

BADA BOOM!

*panders to the audience for laughter*

*Audience fails to comprehend, staring at DM blankly*

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Excellent. Please step into my office...I have some...dicktation for you to do...

BADA BOOM!

*panders to the audience for laughter*

Oh i thought that was your job 😐

BADA BOOM!

*hysterical laughing from audiance followed by intence gay bashing, turns of clap light*