Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Exactly 😱 ...I love food fights droolio

Or you could just suggest what you'd like me to do...I'm entirely at your disposal.. 😕

😂

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I.... 😮 don't know....*looks around* what you're talking about...

OH HEY! Look, a quarter!

Ahem...

Wow...well, that explains my affinity for storing acorns for the winter...

*CLAPS HAND OVER MOUTH*

I'm a squirrel/moose....a Mu..Muirrel...or would that be a Squoose?

Sure you don't....let's just imagine that never happened mkay? you have a pretty crappy tongue anyway

Yeah, about that....you're supposed to put them in a PLACE, not toss them on the floor so random people can break their necks 🤨

According to my handy book by famous geneticist "Khaim A. Hack" , you're a Squoosorieel " 😑

~wickerman~

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
No...No...You've got the wrong idea, you don't know what your talking about Moosey, babeh cry

Think about little Rupert...cry

He's eating a dead fish, RAW! THAT IS NOT MY CHILD!

Originally posted by Disco Moose
😂

Originally posted by Ronny
You seriously must have more sperm then half the sperm banks in the continental U.S *does secretary things*

With 365 kids, it would seem that maybe I'm down a pint or two though.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Meh...I've always been partial to Rupert...

But I digress....

This relationship has certainly moved right along....considering we met like...3 hours ago...and you've already given birth to my child.

🤨

WAIIIIIT a minute...*looks closely a Jr.*

Pale skin....protruding jaw, sloping forehead, razor lke teeth, 3 nipples....

THIS IS WICKERS KID! 😠

I'd like to take this moment just to say that i suggested the use of a prophylactic, but apparently it takes away the *looks at Georgina* what did you call that.....thing.....honey? Play-sure ? 🤨

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Disco Moose
He's eating a dead fish, RAW! THAT IS NOT MY CHILD!

But Moosey...Little Moosey Jnr is completely 100% your child...We can't live without each other! cry

Think about Moosey Jnr, and little Rupert cry *Throws self at Moose*

Originally posted by Wickerman
I'd like to take this moment just to say that i suggested the use of a prophylactic, but apparently it takes away the *looks at Georgina* what did you call that.....thing.....honey? Play-sure ? 🤨

~wickerman~

*Slap* I don't know what you're talking about schmoll

🥷

Originally posted by Wickerman
Sure you don't....let's just imagine that never happened mkay? you have a pretty crappy tongue anyway

Yeah, about that....you're supposed to put them in a PLACE, not toss them on the floor so random people can break their necks 🤨

According to my handy book by famous geneticist "Khaim A. Hack" , you're a Squoosorieel " 😑

~wickerman~

Listen, PEEWEE, if I'd had anything to WORK with, it would have been different.

Besides, it's a little dificult to perform on a wet noodle.

*both turn, and realize that the entire conversation is being watched closely*

Ahem....so, then I says, "baby, those could double as flotation devices" but I wasn't complaining....

I can't pronounce that... cry

Originally posted by Disco Moose
With 365 kids, it would seem that maybe I'm down a pint or two though.

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
*Slap* I don't know what you're talking about schmoll

🥷

*gets slapped*

Ok little miss "Teehee i'm wearing edible underwear" 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Listen, PEEWEE, if I'd had anything to WORK with, it would have been different.

Besides, it's a little dificult to perform on a wet noodle.

*both turn, and realize that the entire conversation is being watched closely*

Ahem....so, then I says, "baby, those could double as flotation devices" but I wasn't complaining....

I can't pronounce that... cry

I thought i ASKED you nicely to call it a SPAGHETTI!!!!! 😠

*turns*

BOOYAH....yeah, hehe...i remember that....good ....joke....errrm.....and now to commercials 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
But Moosey...Little Moosey Jnr is completely 100% your child...We can't live without each other! cry

Think about Moosey Jnr, and little Rupert cry *Throws self at Moose*

Well, this will be easily enough proved...*takes JR, turns him over, and reads the label*

Made in Transylvania

Innnnndeeeed! 😠

Originally posted by Ronny
You must get tired.. no wonder your getting gray hairsphone

Wanna be #366? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Well, this will be easily enough proved...*takes JR, turns him over, and reads the label*

Made in Transylvania

Innnnndeeeed! 😠

*fine print*

100% vampirey or your money back 👆

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
*gets slapped*

Ok little miss "Teehee i'm wearing edible underwear" 😖hifty:

I thought i ASKED you nicely to call it a SPAGHETTI!!!!! 😠

*turns*

BOOYAH....yeah, hehe...i remember that....good ....joke....errrm.....and now to commercials 😖hifty:

~wickerman~

Quiet you 🥷

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Well, this will be easily enough proved...*takes JR, turns him over, and reads the label*

Made in Transylvania

Innnnndeeeed! 😠

But...I lover you Moosey! cry

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Wanna be #366? 😖hifty:

What's the meaning of this?! 😠

You're all whores and renegades schmoll ....I need to find myself a real man...disgust

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Quiet you 🥷

But...I lover you Moosey! cry

What's the meaning of this?! 😠

Ya know....this is taking on a surreal quality.

10 am: Moose meets Georgina
11 am: Georgina introduces Moosey Jr.
12 pm: Moose has lunch
1 pm: Moose returns
2 pm: Moose discovers that baby is Wicker's nosferatu offspring
2:10 pm: Georgina pleads for mercy
2:15pm: Moose flirts and is summarily reprimanded by Georgina, DESPITE the fact that HE, Moose, has not had a baby with Wicker and tried to pass it off as someone else's.
2:20pm: Moose is confused.

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Wanna be #366? 😖hifty:

Oh whats that little birdy? yea.. oh Re... wait for it .. JECTED

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Ya know....this is taking on a surreal quality.

10 am: Moose meets Georgina
11 am: Georgina introduces Moosey Jr.
12 pm: Moose has lunch
1 pm: Moose returns
2 pm: Moose discovers that baby is Wicker's nosferatu offspring
2:10 pm: Georgina pleads for mercy
2:15pm: Moose flirts and is summarily reprimanded by Georgina, DESPITE the fact that HE, Moose, has not had a baby with Wicker and tried to pass it off as someone else's.
2:20pm: Moose is confused.

What's that now, dear? 🙂

Originally posted by Ronny
No, I have plans 😊

Oh whats that little birdy? yea.. oh Re... wait for it .. JECTED

Pfft....you're a pawn in my game of chess....I'm using you to go after the Queen... yawn