Originally posted by Disco Moose
I don't WANT a Brit pop fan club...and honestly, Vlad, dearest....I took the initiative to re-do your wardrobe....that Hawaiian moomoo looks dashing on you.You....bastard... cry I never....knew my....mother....
Awww shucks......you're too good to me 😮 ......And by that i mean i'm not paying you any money for the 2 hour suckathon you gave me while we were gone from the show 😖hifty:
Well according to the PI i hired on the internet at www.imascamgimmeyourmoneystoopid.com she lived a long fulfilling life until your father Billy Bob Ray found out she was cheating on him with a squirrel and turned her into the authorities......apparently that and shaving are illegal in Canada 🤨
~wickerman~
Originally posted by Wickerman
read the fineprint Scotty-dearestif said moose refuses to put on a feather boa and do a lap dance for Wicker, his alternative is shaving his fur and doing the Cancan
and i have no idea who wrote that 😗
~wickerman~
I don't have FUR...I'm not really sure what it's called, but it's not FUR.
Yes...well...I see. Bit of a pickle isn't it? Hmm...well....*grabs feather boa*
Originally posted by Disco Moose
I don't have FUR...I'm not really sure what it's called, but it's not FUR.Yes...well...I see. Bit of a pickle isn't it? Hmm...well....*grabs feather boa*
Ppffsshtttttt........and no one believed me when i said National Geographic's just a scam by the French to make us all lower our defensive matrixes and energy fields so they can invade our genitals...............................
~wickerman~
Originally posted by Wickerman
Awww shucks......you're too good to me 😮 ......And by that i mean i'm not paying you any money for the 2 hour suckathon you gave me while we were gone from the show 😖hifty:Well according to the PI i hired on the internet at www.imascamgimmeyourmoneystoopid.com she lived a long fulfilling life until your father Billy Bob Ray found out she was cheating on him with a squirrel and turned her into the authorities......apparently that and shaving are illegal in Canada 🤨
~wickerman~
I.... 😮 don't know....*looks around* what you're talking about...
OH HEY! Look, a quarter!
Ahem...
Wow...well, that explains my affinity for storing acorns for the winter...
*CLAPS HAND OVER MOUTH*
I'm a squirrel/moose....a Mu..Muirrel...or would that be a Squoose?
Originally posted by Wickerman
Ppffsshtttttt........and no one believed me when i said National Geographic's just a scam by the French to make us all lower our defensive matrixes and energy fields so they can invade our genitals...............................~wickerman~
Yes...😑 you did...say that...allright...😑
Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
But...What would it call it? 😱
Meh...I've always been partial to Rupert...
But I digress....
This relationship has certainly moved right along....considering we met like...3 hours ago...and you've already given birth to my child.
🤨
WAIIIIIT a minute...*looks closely a Jr.*
Pale skin....protruding jaw, sloping forehead, razor lke teeth, 3 nipples....
THIS IS WICKERS KID! 😠
Originally posted by Disco Moose
Meh...I've always been partial to Rupert...But I digress....
This relationship has certainly moved right along....considering we met like...3 hours ago...and you've already given birth to my child.
🤨
WAIIIIIT a minute...*looks closely a Jr.*
Pale skin....protruding jaw, sloping forehead, razor lke teeth, 3 nipples....
THIS IS WICKERS KID! 😠
No...No...You've got the wrong idea, you don't know what your talking about Moosey, babeh cry
Think about little Rupert...cry