Late night with Moosey O'Wicker!

Started by *Georgina_A*105 pages
Originally posted by Disco Moose
YEAH! 😖hifty: Lets go giver another GO then...

Good, I'll go get Moosey Jnr 😱

Originally posted by Disco Moose
YEAH! 😖hifty: Lets go giver another GO then...
I'll hold your calls then.. *forwards all past girlfriend calls claiming to have boremini mooses to speakerphone*

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I don't WANT a Brit pop fan club...and honestly, Vlad, dearest....I took the initiative to re-do your wardrobe....that Hawaiian moomoo looks dashing on you.

You....bastard... cry I never....knew my....mother....

Awww shucks......you're too good to me 😮 ......And by that i mean i'm not paying you any money for the 2 hour suckathon you gave me while we were gone from the show 😖hifty:

Well according to the PI i hired on the internet at www.imascamgimmeyourmoneystoopid.com she lived a long fulfilling life until your father Billy Bob Ray found out she was cheating on him with a squirrel and turned her into the authorities......apparently that and shaving are illegal in Canada 🤨

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
read the fineprint Scotty-dearest

if said moose refuses to put on a feather boa and do a lap dance for Wicker, his alternative is shaving his fur and doing the Cancan

and i have no idea who wrote that 😗

~wickerman~

I don't have FUR...I'm not really sure what it's called, but it's not FUR.

Yes...well...I see. Bit of a pickle isn't it? Hmm...well....*grabs feather boa*

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
Good, I'll go get Moosey Jnr 😱

I.....but.....

can't we just go make another one?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I can't read. cry
*sigh* ...guess I'll have to teach you then...in return for certain favours..😖hifty:
Originally posted by Disco Moose
I don't WANT a Brit pop fan club...
Fine!!!....wanker 😠

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I don't have FUR...I'm not really sure what it's called, but it's not FUR.

Yes...well...I see. Bit of a pickle isn't it? Hmm...well....*grabs feather boa*

Ppffsshtttttt........and no one believed me when i said National Geographic's just a scam by the French to make us all lower our defensive matrixes and energy fields so they can invade our genitals...............................

~wickerman~

Originally posted by Wickerman
Awww shucks......you're too good to me 😮 ......And by that i mean i'm not paying you any money for the 2 hour suckathon you gave me while we were gone from the show 😖hifty:

Well according to the PI i hired on the internet at www.imascamgimmeyourmoneystoopid.com she lived a long fulfilling life until your father Billy Bob Ray found out she was cheating on him with a squirrel and turned her into the authorities......apparently that and shaving are illegal in Canada 🤨

~wickerman~

I.... 😮 don't know....*looks around* what you're talking about...

OH HEY! Look, a quarter!

Ahem...

Wow...well, that explains my affinity for storing acorns for the winter...

*CLAPS HAND OVER MOUTH*

I'm a squirrel/moose....a Mu..Muirrel...or would that be a Squoose?

Originally posted by Disco Moose
I.....but.....

can't we just go make another one?

But...What would it call it? 😱

Originally posted by Wickerman
Ppffsshtttttt........and no one believed me when i said National Geographic's just a scam by the French to make us all lower our defensive matrixes and energy fields so they can invade our genitals...............................

~wickerman~

Yes...😑 you did...say that...allright...😑

Originally posted by Fionnuala
*sigh* ...guess I'll have to teach you then...in return for certain favours..😖hifty: Fine!!!....wanker 😠

Favours? What favours? 😈

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
But...What would it call it? 😱
I have a suggestion.. Moose Jr. # 365

Originally posted by *Georgina_A*
But...What would it call it? 😱

Meh...I've always been partial to Rupert...

But I digress....

This relationship has certainly moved right along....considering we met like...3 hours ago...and you've already given birth to my child.

🤨

WAIIIIIT a minute...*looks closely a Jr.*

Pale skin....protruding jaw, sloping forehead, razor lke teeth, 3 nipples....

THIS IS WICKERS KID! 😠

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Favours? What favours? 😈
Something involving chocolate pudding in secluded cabins and lakes 😉 😄

Originally posted by Ronny
I have a suggestion.. Moose Jr. # 365

😆 😆

Originally posted by Fionnuala
Something involving chocolate pudding in secluded cabins and lakes 😉 😄

Food fight on vacation? 😕

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Food fight on vacation? 😕
Exactly 😱 ...I love food fights droolio

Or you could just suggest what you'd like me to do...I'm entirely at your disposal.. 😕

Originally posted by Disco Moose
Meh...I've always been partial to Rupert...

But I digress....

This relationship has certainly moved right along....considering we met like...3 hours ago...and you've already given birth to my child.

🤨

WAIIIIIT a minute...*looks closely a Jr.*

Pale skin....protruding jaw, sloping forehead, razor lke teeth, 3 nipples....

THIS IS WICKERS KID! 😠

No...No...You've got the wrong idea, you don't know what your talking about Moosey, babeh cry

Think about little Rupert...cry

Originally posted by Ronny
I have a suggestion.. Moose Jr. # 365

Oooh, I'm liking it Ronneh 😮‍💨

Originally posted by Disco Moose
😆 😆
You seriously must have more sperm then half the sperm banks in the continental U.S *does secretary things*